Favorite Wes Anderson quotes

"How could you lay that slick faggot?"

"Is this my espresso machine?"

Well, I really appreciate that.

Yeah, I was in the shit.

"We've never made good husbands, have we? Of course I have a good reason. I'm half gay."

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Richie, this illness, this closeness to death... it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do.

Dad, you were never dying.

...but I'm gonna live!

Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.

You probably don't even know my middle name.

That's a trick question. you don't have a middle name.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

. . . Helen.

I couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question.

Squire said:

Subrosa said:
You probably don't even know my middle name.

That's a trick question. you don't have a middle name.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

. . . Helen.

"That was my mother's name."

"I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite."

"We fuckin' stole it, man."