Favorite Wes Anderson quotes

Just post quotes from any of his movies, constantly. I need laughs.

I'll start:

"I'm sorry about your mother. She was a terribly attractive woman."

"Stand up straight and let me get a good look at you"

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Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.

"Anthony, he's just a confused kid!"

"Let's shag ass."

"This isn't really a tax issue, is it?"

"Just look at that old grizzly bear."

"Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!"

"Did you just call me Coltrane?"

"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

"I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays."

"I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused."

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore.

Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down.

Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

You think I got kicked out just for the aquarium?

No. It was the hand job. And you know what? It was worth it.

I don't give a shit about the barracudas! Fuck it! I'm building it anyway.

Best play ever, man.

-Was it dark?

-It was a suicide note.

Dear Max,

I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

Your friend,
Dirk Calloway

Say a prayer for Surf Boy. Wherever he is.

Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

No, they all share one.

That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?

"I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me."

- what happened to your nose?

- i got punched in the face, what's your excuse?

(**fuck, you people are so awesome I am hacking laughing reading this! thank you***)

"GOODBYE SWEET LIME!"