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Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 29, 2008 09:14 PM

Just post quotes from any of his movies, constantly. I need laughs.

I'll start:

"I'm sorry about your mother. She was a terribly attractive woman."

shirt_weiner

shirt_weiner

Santa Monica, CA
December 2007

APR 30, 2008 11:22 AM

"Stand up straight and let me get a good look at you"

Also- Wes Anderson group

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 30, 2008 04:22 PM

Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.

sirin

sirin

Santa Fe, NM
November 2007

APR 30, 2008 06:51 PM

"Anthony, he's just a confused kid!"

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

APR 30, 2008 06:59 PM

"Let's shag ass."

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 30, 2008 07:01 PM

"This isn't really a tax issue, is it?"

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 30, 2008 07:04 PM

"Just look at that old grizzly bear."

AcidEvangelist

AcidEvangelist

Minneapolis, MN
March 2004

APR 30, 2008 07:34 PM

"Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!"

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

APR 30, 2008 08:04 PM

"Did you just call me Coltrane?"

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

APR 30, 2008 11:40 PM

"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

APR 30, 2008 11:41 PM

"I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays."

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

APR 30, 2008 11:44 PM

"I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused."

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:47 PM

You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore.

Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down.

Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:48 PM

You think I got kicked out just for the aquarium?

No. It was the hand job. And you know what? It was worth it.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:50 PM

I don't give a shit about the barracudas! Fuck it! I'm building it anyway.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:50 PM

Best play ever, man.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:51 PM

-Was it dark?

-It was a suicide note.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:56 PM

Dear Max,

I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

Your friend,
Dirk Calloway

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 30, 2008 11:59 PM

Say a prayer for Surf Boy. Wherever he is.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

APR 30, 2008 11:59 PM

Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

No, they all share one.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 01, 2008 12:02 AM

That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

MAY 01, 2008 12:07 AM

"I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me."

memorandom

memorandom

United Kingdom
February 2004

MAY 01, 2008 03:21 AM

- what happened to your nose?

- i got punched in the face, what's your excuse?

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

MAY 01, 2008 10:27 AM

(**fuck, you people are so awesome I am hacking laughing reading this! thank you***)

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

MAY 01, 2008 10:28 AM

"GOODBYE SWEET LIME!"

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