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EvilLyn

EvilLyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Saint Lucia

OCT 16, 2003 05:09 PM

I'm in the mood for some stupid jokes about indie rockers, punk rockers, any kind of rockers really. So dish em' up for me, would ya?
Please?

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:12 PM

Let's see here... when was the last good (any really) joke you heard about "rockers" in general? kiss

tonguemiao!!

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:13 PM

how many punk rockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:15 PM

Oooooo... there is one! I'm gonna go with four. They just need to rock the house so hard that the light bulb does the jitter-bug nice and tightly up into the socket. What do I win?

tonguemiao!!

hyparxis

hyparxis

Oakland, CA
January 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:15 PM

Q: how many indie rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: duuuude you don't know? i totally got this joke on vinyl!!

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:17 PM


neodrunk said:
Oooooo... there is one! I'm gonna go with four. They just need to rock the house so hard that the light bulb does the jitter-bug nice and tightly up into the socket. What do I win?




i was gonna try and come up with something clever about holding up a mohawk...but that works too smile

what do you win...hmmm...ummm... one million dollars!

well, not really.

kiss

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 16, 2003 05:17 PM

dont know any jokes about rockers, but i got a pretty lame one about rabbits, that you have to be pretty fucked up to understand and when i say fucked up i mean like been up for 3 days been drinking jack like water and still not tired

hyparxis

hyparxis

Oakland, CA
January 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:18 PM

Q: the difference between my mom and the emo?

A: my mom doesn't call her purse a "messenger bag".

[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 by hyparxis]

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 16, 2003 05:22 PM

I like these. smile

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:27 PM

plaingurl said:


i was gonna try and come up with something clever about holding up a mohawk...but that works too smile

what do you win...hmmm...ummm... one million dollars!

well, not really.

kiss



I think I misread that one. Are you saying I should call my boss back up, and tell him I was joking around with that "take this jackoff job and stick it up your ass" comment?

tonguemiao!!

PS- urgent reply necessary!

eeek eeek

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:28 PM

Clara said:
I like these. smile



No, Clara... we like you! kiss

tonguemiao!!

edit: shit... the jokes. I always screw this shit up! mad

richiedagger

richiedagger

I'm lost
July 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:29 PM

Clara beat me to it.

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:30 PM


neodrunk said:

I think I misread that one. Are you saying I should call my boss back up, and tell him I was joking around with that "take this jackoff job and stick it up your ass" comment?




confused

yeah, that'd probably be a good idea.

but hey, you hafta forgive me because...ummm...i'm cute?

whatever

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 16, 2003 05:34 PM

oh i just remembered one

how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?

none let the fuckers sit and cry in the dark

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:35 PM

plaingurl said:



confused

yeah, that'd probably be a good idea.

but hey, you hafta forgive me because...ummm...i'm cute?

whatever

Meeeow... yes, you are very cute. However, I'm dead sexy (and evidentally unemployed now frown).

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:39 PM


neodrunk said:

Meeeow... yes, you are very cute. However, I'm dead sexy (and evidentally unemployed now frown).



welll...since you're so dead sexy, i'm sure you won't haev a hard time finding other emplyoment smile

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:41 PM

But unemployment scares me!!! Please, hold me now? *flashes puppy dog eyes and dimples at the sexy plaingurl*

tonguemiao!!

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:48 PM

ooohhh......okay! i think i can do that!

get your ass to pennsylvania kiss kiss

*looks around*

ummmmm.....did we pirate this thread?


oops. ARRR!!!

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:52 PM

JACKED!, but it wasn't intentional! *goes back to puppy dog eyes and dimples for EviLyn* Sowie.

tonguemiao!!

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 16, 2003 05:54 PM

You sad drunk. You can't even remember who you're hitting on. tongue

richiedagger

richiedagger

I'm lost
July 2003

OCT 16, 2003 05:55 PM

Clara said:
You sad drunk. You can't even remember who you're hitting on. tongue



haha good stuff.

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:57 PM

Clara said:

You sad drunk. You can't even remember who you're hitting on.



hahaha!!!!

i <3 clara! love

(note: <3 = heart. some people don't see it....)

hmmmm...how odd...my post got cut off in the middle... shocked

[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 by plaingurl]

[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 by plaingurl]

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

OCT 16, 2003 05:59 PM

*blinks*

hmmm...my post got cut-off in the middle and i can't edit it.

i guess it just wasn't meant to be. *shrug*

neodrunk

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN
May 2003

OCT 16, 2003 06:10 PM

Clara said:
You sad drunk. You can't even remember who you're hitting on. tongue



I'm hitting on no one... merely flirting because it's in my male nature. biggrin

tonguemiao!!

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 16, 2003 06:12 PM

Well if you're not hitting on anyone...

*cue cheesy music as FreakPirate slides into the thread*

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