Okay, I know this is what you call humor, but aren't there more than two possibilities? As in:

3) If Hell is expanding at a rate proportionate to the rate of souls added, it maintains a constant temperature and pressure.

?

dilligan

Beverly Hills, CA

December 2002

OCT 16, 2003 10:52 AM

Wow. that was one of the most thoroughly retarded things I have ever read.

Fading

I'm lost

August 2003

OCT 16, 2003 10:55 AM

Urban legend... It was a bonus question, so the only "A"?

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

OCT 16, 2003 10:55 AM

that kicked ass

tomahto

San Bruno, CA

June 2003

OCT 16, 2003 10:59 AM

that one's been on the net for years. I was just thinking about it the other day. thanks for posting it.

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

OCT 16, 2003 11:13 AM

Urban Legend or not, it's still hilarious. : )

Lucky105

I'm lost

June 2003

OCT 16, 2003 11:24 AM

I hadn't heard that one yet. It's great.

marley386

Arcata, CA

October 2003

OCT 16, 2003 11:33 AM

I've always like that one - thanks

djk29a

Korea, D.P.R.

April 2003

OCT 16, 2003 11:22 PM

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

"University of Washington" and "profound" have never before been used in a sentence. Sure, our med students may be top-notch, but still... it's chem...

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX

April 2003

OCT 17, 2003 12:44 AM

yeah, i too don't care about the backstory being true or not... i just like that someone sat down & thought that out and shared it with us. i've always gotten a smile out of it. thanks for posting it, i haven't seen it in a while

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

OCT 17, 2003 01:09 AM

My favorite is the one about the philosophy class where the final was the following:

"Why?"

The student who answered "Why not?" recieved an A.

This was neat, though. I liked it, true or not.

themadking

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

OCT 17, 2003 06:49 AM

evilannie said:
My favorite is the one about the philosophy class where the final was the following:

"Why?"

The student who answered "Why not?" recieved an A.

This was neat, though. I liked it, true or not.

Holy crap, my seventh-grad history teacher told me that that's what she answered on one of her essays. I should have known the bitch was lying.

[Edited on Oct 17, 2003 by themadking]

Caz

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

OCT 17, 2003 07:02 AM

i wanna meet that student and shake his hand.. that was great

BettieTwoGuns

Detroit, MI

September 2002

OCT 17, 2003 07:02 AM

love it.

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Beverly Hills, CA

December 2002

OCT 16, 2003 10:52 AM

Fading

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OCT 16, 2003 10:55 AM

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Cookeville, TN

January 2003

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OCT 16, 2003 11:24 AM

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OCT 16, 2003 11:33 AM

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OCT 16, 2003 11:22 PM

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OCT 17, 2003 12:44 AM

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OCT 17, 2003 01:09 AM

Kansas City, MO

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United Kingdom

OCT 17, 2003 07:02 AM

Detroit, MI

September 2002

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