Earth is rad once again!!!

Just as I was beginning to think Earth was no longer the most extreme planet in the solar system, it puts on it's best donkey suit and jumps through a flaming hoop! Here's the quote that set the universe on fire!

"ROAD HOUSE
THE STAGE VERSION OF THE CINEMA CLASSIC THAT STARRED PATRICK SWAYZE, EXCEPT THIS ONE STARS TAIMAK FROM THE 80's CULT CLASSIC "THE LAST DRAGON" WEARING A BLONDE MULLET WIG"

Just so you know right now, this is NY only so far. Sucks for you, rest of the world! And if that news didn't get your heart break-dancing, you either don't have a soul or you just need a little boost. How about this...

"Although, there will be some distinct stylistic choices, this is not some campy musical. We are calling it a 'Fightsical' instead. Anywhere there might typically be some tongue-and-cheek musical number people are gonna start fighting instead."

That's right, bitches, "fightsical". I am no longer the king of making up stupid words.

hahahahaha

you may not be the king of making up stupid words anymore, but you are still the king of making me spit beverages onto my keyboard.

maybe so, but only seattle has had the point break stage show, complete with five bone-crunching action sequences. and our guy didn't have to wear a wig.

jukeragentseed said:

only seattle has had the point break stage show



i love that movie.

tell me about it. the show fucking ruled too.

too funny, is Greg Alman still in the stage show anyways? He was in that right? Am I crazy? I'll cut everyone of you that says yes.

Yes

The word fightsicle bears repeating.

point break fine. ROAD FUCKING HOUSE!!!!
I can get to NYC. Damn straight.

Pain don't hurt!

Holy shit -- is there a website for this? I have got to send this to a friend of mine...

Bruce Leroy????

Who's the baddest?

Sho Nuf!

Yeah, here you go.