In my opinion.....

Drowning is a really crappy way to die but getting run over by a post apocalyptic enhanced bus from the future, with razors on its wheels and acid spewing exaust...much worse.

An Ice cream social sounds a hellava lot more fun than it actually is...especially when Mr. pelps, the owner of the towns genneral store invites all of the children behind the blacksmiths barn for an "Nice cream social."

Pregnet woman are way too fat.

Nigeriea is putting a satilite into space. Or at least trying too... Baked mud and sticks run into problems when it hits our upper atmosphere.

Monkeys, though undeniably funny, are way overused as a comedy rescorce. Grover Celevland, former president of the United States...terribly UNDERUSED. Untaped gold mine.

I am sad that Robin is moving to New York. Even though I have seen her once in person in the last year and a half.

The term "Sex is overated" is used by people who probably aren't capeable of enjoying the simple pleasure of vandalizing rec centers that cater to special needs children.

Retern of the king is the greatest movie ever. (I came up with this after talking to my future self)

Rats are better than mice.

Whinnie the pooh should learn to keep his damn mouth shut and knock off all of the extra honey his fat ass eats. What a fucking embaresment to the bear world.

Pikachu would totally OWN any My little pony, in a fight.

and

Popcorn chicken by KFC should just be called "Deep fried chicken bits full of deep fryizilation!"

Macboard

Pixy sticks hurt really bad when you snort them and cause your nose to bleed for quite some time.

wasabi, on the other hand, hurts more when snorted...but doesnt cause bleeding.

In MY opinion, I want to mix macbastard's and my DNA, to create the funniest human being to walk the earth.

Actually, he/she would probably be carried around on a rocket-powered platform operated by monkeys. No! Operated by Grover Cleveland! They would be the funniest person to rocket around the earth on a rocket-powered platform operated by Grover Cleveland.

There.

return of the king im sure will be decent, but it better watch out if anyone ever makes a movie of "the silmarillion". that was, by far, the best book written by tolkien about arda (the planet middle earth is part of)

The Silmarillion fucked my brain with a foot-long steel dildo. Not that the plot was confusing, but god damn, all the fucking names. You'd need charts and a personal assistant to make it through that damn book.

Actually, choking to death on a Gummie Bear whilst watching "Glitter" is the most horrible way to die ... you can't complain, you can't explain, all you can do it point and turn blue.

Grover Cleveland isn't half as funny as William Henry Harrison ... he died because he spoke too long at his Inauguration and caught pneumonia and eventually died ... he served a month. Now THAT'S funny!! Way to go mister long winded "I'm about to make a difference" man!!

Yogi and Smokey have already kicked Pooh's ass and put his bear ass back in line.
Huggie-Bear from 'Starsky and Hutch' remains the union reprasentative ... as well it should be.


I hope this was helpful ...

Oh, and for Grover's sake ... he was able to get elected to two NON-CONSECUTIVE TERMS as President ... therefore he is badass ... if obsolete.

(edited to say: AND HE'S GOT THE COOLEST MUPPET EVER NAMED AFTER HIM!!! )

[Edited on Oct 15, 2003 by crispy]

and at the back there are charts of the family trees for the edain (the 3 human tribes who helped the elves) and the 3 elvin races!!! and you dont gota remember everyones name for long, just about everyone who tolkien names dies.

... itd of been cooler if tolkien somehow referenced the gods/goddess's and what they were the deity of. hell i had to read "the book of lost tales" to find out what melkor was the god of.

[Edited on Oct 15, 2003 by kighva]

I really hate commercials. 99% of them. The only good ones are ones that make me laugh, or involve monkeys. And monkeys always make me laugh, so monkeys = funny anyways.

Current most awful commercial = McDonald's "i'm lovin it" commercials. What the flippity FUCK are they all about? What do any of the random images they show (people washing a car, a guy sinking his houseboat, stereos blowing up) have to do with eating greasy hamburgers?

On a related note, has anyone seen that car commercial, a Chrysler one i think, that has Modest Mouse's 'Gravity Rides Everything' as the background music? Never thought I'd hear Modest Mouse in a car commercial...

Nothing summons a more amusing mental image than Midgets on Stilts. Except maybe Monkey Midgets on Pogo Sticks.

hahahahahahahha...i think you may be right, that could be the funniest thing ive ever pictured.

But She-Ra would SO kick pikach's ass!

one can alwas count on a macbastard thread for some great laughs

and I definitely think that macbastard/mistersatan clone would have to be the funniest person alive

only if it was shrunken down to midget size and wlaked around on stilts. god i cant get over that, haha

what like a mini-mac??

I tried in vain to find ya a picture of midgets on stilts. didn't work

awww well thanks. A for effort. the picture in my head is funny enogh to keep me goin.

I thought I was like the only one on earth that found it to be a hard read. Don't get me wrong. I LOVED IT. But It fucked with my brain a bit too- all the names and details of directions and such. I thought it rawked once I finished and came up for air.

Oh yeah......
.......I think the Original My Pretty Pony would be perfectly capable of holding her own in a fight with Pikachu. I mean- she was alot bigger than the other MY Pretty Ponies and her kicking techniques were pretty MINT. As long as she kicked him before he got a chance to shock her- He'd be out like a fucking LIGHT. Double Duh! After she was done finishing Pikachu off- I'd totally comb her hair.

Edited to say that I just got off the phone with Sean and I asked him about Pikachu and My pretty Pony getting into a fight and he told me he thinks My Pretty Pony is kind of a puss. *sigh*
He was like, "PALEEEZE- of course Pikachu would win."
So we argued about it for about ten minutes before I finally gave in and was like, "FINE~ whatever."
Boyz are bratz. Some girls (My Pretty Pony included) have some pretty MAD fighting skills. Even pretty girls and/ or Ponies. I think that you guys are just underestimating My Pretty Pony. I mean just cuz she doesn't go around starting fights and beating other Ponies asses just for shits and giggles doesn't mean she's not at hard as the next Pony.


[Edited on Oct 15, 2003 by ElleBelle]

Oh yeah- THE FATTER THE PREGNANT WOMAN is......
......the hotter she gets! REALLY~SUPER~FAT Pregnant women RULE.

that chicago cubs fan? you know the one i'm talking about...he's kind of sexy