Fag-hag, for men

Recently, I seem to have befriended a few girls who are pretty, smart, funny, and into a lot of the same shit I am, including, it turns out, women. Yup, a fair number of them turn out to be lesbians. I am not at all prejudiced and it's not a delicate subject. But it got me thinking...

If a straight woman has a lot of male friends who are gay, she's a "fag-hag". What do you call a straight man who hangs around lesbians? Personally, I'm leaning toward "dyke-dude". Or, considering "Auntie Em" is a name I've heard used for lez's, maybe "Uncle Henry".

Discuss...

sperm donor

David Crosby.

Schlong Surrogate

WNBA Fan

Desperate.

Makes Melissa Etheridge's song, "Come To My Window", take on a whole new meaning.

Oh, and I fear about 95% of this site's members will read this thread and say "David Who?" And that just makes me feel sad (and old).

I thought this thread was going to be about some new type of deodorant.

Forget thise haters.

You know what Lesbians like? SEX!

Sometimes, they even give a dude a try.

I hope you hit it. Not that getting laid is your goal. I just hope its a side effect.

Those chicks are freaks! Mmmmm hmmmm.

Lez Prez.

Flannel Friend

Fag-Stag works for both sexes.

Hmm i thought they would be bi-sexual but sperm donator as the above suggestion maybe also works....

"Steadman."

Winner.

King Sexless the First, by the Grace of Gay, of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Trans-gendered and of His other orientations and persuasions King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

ftw

-Closet Queer.

-"HOPEFUL"

-Infiltrator

-Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

-World's Most Frustrated Man

- Fox in the Henhouse

Blueballer

WIN!

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

does this get put on a badge ?

Hmm, I like "Flannel Friend" and "Lez Lad" so far. But I'm not too crazy about the ones that suggest a straight guy who hangs with lesbians doesn't get laid. Plus, "King Sexless the First, by the Grace of Gay, of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Trans-gendered and of His other orientations and persuasions King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith" is way too long for any business cards I may want to print up.