NEWS: Plissken's Shit Food Review: KFC Famous Bowls

Necia said:
It was the name of these that always pissed me off, at least when they first came out. The fuck you mean, "famous"? You just fucking came up with them, KFC. That's a damned lie.

bean said:

Gillionaire said:
my own world famous bowls


One would think that a Gillionaire could afford to buy a vowel. wink



Toilet bowls perhaps.

Shell_Shock said:
This is what I call "stoner marketing". Stoner marketing is a result of marketing experts taking a sample of individuals wasted on some of the finest herb from Central America and placing them in a room with various food stuffs from a supermarket or a restaurant. In this case, KFC is the guinea pig. The stoners are then secretly filmed preparing these food items in various ways. The new creations are then pushed on the unsuspecting public.

Other food items which seem to fall into this category:

Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza
Hamburger Helper-ALL flavors
Krystal or White Castle burgers (depending on your geographic location)
The Chicago style hot dog
Funnel Cake
Waffles (let's face it... someone tried to make pancakes but was too stoned to realize they did not have a skillet on the stove burner)
The Big Mac
Corn Dogs
Breakfast burritos

I could go on, but I believe I have made my point.

Shell_Shock said:
This is what I call "stoner marketing". Stoner marketing is a result of marketing experts taking a sample of individuals wasted on some of the finest herb from Central America and placing them in a room with various food stuffs from a supermarket or a restaurant. In this case, KFC is the guinea pig. The stoners are then secretly filmed preparing these food items in various ways. The new creations are then pushed on the unsuspecting public.

Other food items which seem to fall into this category:

Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza
Hamburger Helper-ALL flavors
Krystal or White Castle burgers (depending on your geographic location)
The Chicago style hot dog
Funnel Cake
Waffles (let's face it... someone tried to make pancakes but was too stoned to realize they did not have a skillet on the stove burner)
The Big Mac
Corn Dogs
Breakfast burritos

I could go on, but I believe I have made my point.

Shell_Shock said:
Other food items which seem to fall into this category:

Krystal or White Castle burgers (depending on your geographic location)
Waffles (let's face it... someone tried to make pancakes but was too stoned to realize they did not have a skillet on the stove burner)

Shell_Shock said:
Funnel Cake
Waffles (let's face it... someone tried to make pancakes but was too stoned to realize they did not have a skillet on the stove burner)

RudieCantFail said:

Don't you ever speak ill of funnel cake and waffles!

_Margot_ said:

Seriously, funnel cake as stoner food??

SnakePlissken said:
Total redneck food. That and nascar bacon.

Thistle said:
I have to agree. I also don't see how the Big Mac or breakfast burritos fall into this category. A Big Mac is just a really gross hamburger, and a breakfast burrito is a perfectly crafted hangover cure.

Shell_Shock said:

The Big Mac.. perhaps more of an accident. Imagine if you will, a place called the kitchen and a chemical called tetra hydra cannabinol. A young person has copious amounts of this chemical in his blood stream. Hunger is a well documented side effect of this chemical. He opens the fridge and finds 3 bun slices (because his loser roommate ate the bun top for a quick snack and now he has only a whole bun and a bun bottom!), one slice of American cheese, 2 hamburger patties, and a partially eaten salad with... you guessed it... THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING (or Russian... whichever one is the "special sauce"). Worst of all, there are no more ketchup or mustard packets. Screw it! Just cook the meat, slap it all together. And know you know the rest of the story.

DevilsReject said:

entirely too much work for the average stoner.