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crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 14, 2008 07:15 PM

Watching Paris Hilton have unenthusiastic sex on DVD can be had for about $19.95. Marilyn Monroe will set you back a little more.



A New York businessman has reportedly coughed up $1.5M for a copy of a sex film featuring the late screen actress giving head to an unidentified man.



An illicit copy of the steamy, still-FBI-classified reel - 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which the original blond bombshell performs oral sex on an unidentified man - was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million, said Keya Morgan, the well-known memorabilia collector who discovered the film and brokered its purchase.



The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-'60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe's sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.



Good gig.



I wonder how many times Hoover himself watched it while furiously masturbating into his silk panties.



The FBI confiscated the film from a mob-tied informant back in the '60s, apparently not knowing that the pornhound owner had made a copy to pass along to his son. Thanks, dad!



The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.



He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.



Morgan said he discovered the film while doing research for a documentary on Monroe, after talking with a former FBI agent who told him about a confidential informant who tipped G-men to the existence of the film in the mid-'60s.



[...]



There are heavily redacted, declassified FBI documents talking about a "French-type" film.



They state the informant "exhibited [to agents] a motion picture which depicted deceased actress Marilyn Monroe committing a perverted act upon a unknown male," Morgan said.



The informant was with at least one mobster at the time, the documents state.



According to the documents, "Former baseball star Joseph DiMaggio in the past had offered [the informant] $25,000 for this film, it being the only one in existence, but he refused the offer.



The collector received the dead informant's name from an ex-FBI agent, and eventually got what was probably the surprise of his life.



[He was] floored after he found the mole's son in Washington, DC, and the man retrieved a film canister from a safe-deposit box and spooled it up.



"You see instantly that it's Marilyn Monroe - she has the famous mole," Morgan said.



"She's smiling, she's very charming, she's very radiant, but she's known for being radiant," he said. "She moves away, and then it [the footage] stops."



Don't start saving those pennies just yet, junior. The buyer of the lost Monroe footage will not be releasing or selling the film, but rather keeping it for his own.



"He said he's just going to lock it up," Morgan said.



"He said, 'I'm not going to make a Paris Hilton out of her. I'm not going to sell it, out of respect.' "



And the legend continues.





crispy desperately tried to fit a "JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say?" reference into this article, but failed miserably.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
March 2003

APR 14, 2008 08:01 PM

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Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 14, 2008 08:13 PM

crispy said:
Good gig.



No shit.

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

APR 14, 2008 08:23 PM

Well- we have got to face it- Paris Hilton is what she is...
It would be nice, maybe, to see some more footage of Marilyn being herself...but considering what a legend she has become, or has always been in my lifetime...maybe that one needs to stay locked up...

Squire

Squire

La Crosse, WI
November 2003

APR 14, 2008 09:18 PM

I'm either really glad and impressed that the buyer won't share it, or I'm really really bummed out that the buyer won't share it. confused

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 14, 2008 09:33 PM

strndniowa said:
maybe that one needs to stay locked up...



Bite. Your. Tongue.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

APR 14, 2008 09:36 PM

$1.5M is cheap, if you ask me.

Geraldine

Geraldine

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 14, 2008 09:48 PM

They had a film at the Erotic museum that was supposed to be the Monroe sex tape. It was hard to tell if in fact it was her. There was also a lot more going on than just a blow job.

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

APR 14, 2008 10:03 PM

Subrosa said:

strndniowa said:
maybe that one needs to stay locked up...



Bite. Your. Tongue.



I'd love to see it but...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Seeing Monroe at the same level as Hilton is just wrong...in a level of the hilton...damn I'd love to...but...


that would be kind of a bad thing...raised on Elton John songs, and some early Billy Joel thrown in...that could possibly fuck me up more then I already am.... blackeyed

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

APR 14, 2008 10:29 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
$1.5M is cheap, if you ask me.



Can I have some money?

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

Knoxville, TN
OLD SKOOL

APR 14, 2008 10:51 PM

MisterSatan said:

ckdexterhaven said:
$1.5M is cheap, if you ask me.



Can I have some money?



Quit spamming.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

APR 14, 2008 11:12 PM

BlastProcessing said:

MisterSatan said:

ckdexterhaven said:
$1.5M is cheap, if you ask me.



Can I have some money?



Quit spamming.



No, serious.

I'm pregnant. frown

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 14, 2008 11:14 PM

MisterSatan said:

BlastProcessing said:

MisterSatan said:

ckdexterhaven said:
$1.5M is cheap, if you ask me.



Can I have some money?



Quit spamming.



No, serious.

I'm pregnant. frown


That was YOU that I saw on Oprah?

Munke

Munke

Chula Vista, CA
May 2004

APR 15, 2008 12:58 AM

MisterSatan said:

BlastProcessing said:

MisterSatan said:

ckdexterhaven said:
$1.5M is cheap, if you ask me.



Can I have some money?



Quit spamming.



No, serious.

I'm pregnant. frown



With twins? You don't say?

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

APR 15, 2008 05:02 AM

Geraldine said:
They had a film at the Erotic museum that was supposed to be the Monroe sex tape. It was hard to tell if in fact it was her. There was also a lot more going on than just a blow job.


I've seen that, and it's hard to tell what's going on, not just with whom. The same thing is likely to be said about this tape, pre-surgery Norma Jean had only a passing resemblance to Marilyn Monroe.

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_Margot_

_Margot_

Santa Monica, CA
December 2007

APR 15, 2008 08:16 PM

crispy said:

I wonder how many times Hoover himself watched it while furiously masturbating into his silk panties.



This thought may keep me from sleeping tonight, sir..thank you.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 15, 2008 08:40 PM

_Margot_ said:

crispy said:

I wonder how many times Hoover himself watched it while furiously masturbating into his silk panties.



This thought may keep me from sleeping tonight, sir..thank you.


My sincerest apologies.

wink

quahaug

quahaug

I'm lost
March 2003

APR 16, 2008 01:15 AM

If there was a penis then Hoover was happy as he was GAY !

blush

However If a Kennedy was there, a whole different hard on.

puke

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 16, 2008 08:12 AM

crispy said:

I wonder how many times Hoover himself watched it while furiously masturbating into his silk panties.



Zero times. He was too disgusted that there was a woman in it.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 16, 2008 08:17 AM

crispy said:

crispy desperately tried to fit a "JFK blown away, what else do I have to say?" reference into this article, but failed miserably.



Not even a "Blowing like a Candle in the Wind" joke?

C'MON!!

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 22, 2008 11:39 PM

Or, maybe not!

A New York businessman's claim that he recently brokered the $1.5 million sale of a Marilyn Monroe sex tape is belied by the very FBI documents the man has cited to support his bizarre and unsubstantiated story, The Smoking Gun has learned.

[...]

So how could the son of the late informant have possessed an X-rated Monroe film that the FBI documents reveal was the property of the man with the New York City office? And how did the informant provide the FBI with a film he did not have?

Confronted today about these serious contradictions between his claims and the FBI records, Morgan--who has waved the documents around on MSNBC and directed viewers to the FBI web site where they can be downloaded--did an abrupt pirouette.

"It doesn't matter what it says in the documents," said Morgan, who added that doubters can be assured that the Monroe film exists since he himself watched it after obtaining it from the son of the now-deceased FBI informant.

Figueroa

Figueroa

HOPEFUL

Chile

APR 23, 2008 02:59 AM

oh dear "norma jane" youve been a bad bad girl!!!!

GOOD GOING!