Can someone please give me a haircut (serious post

In a bit of a bind here, folks. I've only been living in Portland for a month now, and I've been scouring the scene for jobs. I've got an interview for a job I really want with the Beaverton School District at 7:45 a.m. this Thursday, Oct. 16th. I'm in dire need of a haircut and beard trim, but since I haven't been working I don't have any spare cash for such things. Would anyone in the Portland area be willing to cut my hair on the barter system, or take an IOU, or just take mercy on my curly-haired self? Preferably someone who has cut hair at least once in their life, but I did let a 8-year-old cut my hair once, and this isn't a styling venture, just a good trimming.

You don't have a credit card you can put it on? Really, though, self-haircutting isn't so hard.

You need to get a flobee
Just use it once and return it.

I cut my own hair.

Oh jesus! I just looked at your profile pic and that is some fucking mop!!!

I cut my own and I used to cut my friends hair, but yours man, your hair is freakin CRAZY!!!