Help me cut my hair, weee!

So, I've always had short hair, but I'm bored with that, so I've been growing it longer. Haven't gotten it trimmed in a long time, so now I'm a big shaggy dog:



I like it being messy and in my eyes, but don't really know where to go from here. Post some pics of good medium length hair to give me an idea, just keep in mind I'm a big fat head, not all styles will look good.

I COULD cut this into a wicked mullet though.

Awesome. I could spend hours trying to make that expression and never do it without laughing.

Is dying my hair black a retarded idea? Well, I dyed my hair pink once, so I suppose I've done worse things.

pigtails. just wait.

Actually, I'm with CatBoner on this one. Chicks dig a guy in pigtails. Something about how he's not afraid to express his feminine side or something.

cut that shit all off. remember what the fag in queer eye for the straight guy said. Guys should never spend more then 30 seconds on their hair.

i love that fuckin show...its so god damn funny.

Sorry, I don't have pictures. But...

It looks like it's too long in the back. Take a razor and hack off a couple inches, so it's not two distinct lengths. Then hack it up a little bit all around. Not too much though. Choppy is better than wispy. If you don't feel comfortable doing this yourself, have someone else do it for you. I would advise against going to a professional, but that's just personal bias.

braid it. not the cornrow kind, just normal small braids

I second that , the mullet will soon go from tacky to fashionable

I thought the mullet was "back" when Tom Cruise was sporting it for Mission Impossible 2 (worst movie ever).

I could have braided pigtails! Sadly I've done that. My sister always wanted a little sister when we were kids, so she would regularly torture me by trying to braid my hair and shit.

Thanks to Posh and Clara for the pics.