today i washed soap

i mean, have you ever thought about how fucked up washing soap off of a soap dish is?

i was like, there i was, you know, washing soap off of a soap dish, and i was thinking to myself, "self, why are you washing soap?"

it just ain't right.







ps this was supposed to be in silliness. SUE ME

i've done it.
idk, i hate bar soap.
it can hold all sorts of gross microorganismsssss

What's worse is washing the soap gunk off the top of the dishsoap bottle. *shudder*

ugh, srsly.

Gross.

Soap gets dirty, too, ya know. Think of the soap.

I bet you didn't wash it in the places the sun don't shine.

I hate when I have a guest and they leave hair on my soap.

Please, PLEASE remove your hair from my soap. I set out a washcloth out with your towel for a reason. Thank you.

YES! OMG! nothing more gross than that

You set out washcloths?

Can I crash at your place?

Sure. If you leave hairs on my soap, you will be asked to leave.

they would be red.

Luffa FTW

i always thought it was loofa.

Luftwaffe?

This reminds me of a story when I was doing landscaping.

The guy wanted to know how he could get his plant clean, he was worried about all the dirt on the roots and such.

Seriously he thought he should wash the dirt off before planting it.

I think he yells at the wind now.

I had no idea it was common for visiting people to actually use the bar of soap when sleeping over..? That's why they make travel cases for your own soap!

Don't use my soap bar.

Toothpaste is ok.

hehe yeah hairy soap is pretty

I hate it when people don't wash out the tub when they're done and leave soap (and body *shudder*) scum behind to dry.