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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAR 26, 2008 08:43 PM

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 26, 2008 09:11 PM

I just might, but I'll make it myself with my Egg n' Muffin.


Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

MAR 26, 2008 09:16 PM

Does that mean McDonald's will have a new creator who will introduce less-shitty food?

I realize that lots of people like the Egg McMuffins...I've always thought they were gross.

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

MAR 26, 2008 09:25 PM

Believe it or not - they are the healthiest thing on the menu - something like 360 calories, 29g P, 45gC, 18gF.... i guessed, someone will fact check me and it will say 80000 calories and900g F im sure.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

MAR 26, 2008 09:29 PM

I don't doubt it...but I don't eat at McDonald's. I haven't eaten there in years.

Besides, the only thing I've ever really liked from there is their french fries.

EdWoodV2

EdWoodV2

Columbia, SC
May 2007

MAR 26, 2008 09:58 PM

yeah, the Egg McMuffin was kinda gross, but still that sucks that the creator died..frown

Spiffy

Spiffy

Calgary, AB
March 2007

MAR 26, 2008 09:58 PM

Gringo said:
I don't doubt it...but I don't eat at McDonald's. I haven't eaten there in years.



It still tastes the same. puke

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAR 26, 2008 10:54 PM

actually, i always preferred the Bacon, Egg & Cheese biscuit

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAR 26, 2008 11:01 PM

EdWoodV2 said:
yeah, the Egg McMuffin was kinda gross, but still that sucks that the creator died..frown



I don't know; the guy lived to be eighty-nine. We should all be so lucky

I think I've only ever had one Egg McMuffin, though, a long time ago. I remember having it, but cannot tell you what it tasted like.

pillboxhat

pillboxhat

I'm lost
November 2004

MAR 26, 2008 11:46 PM

mamet said:
I think I've only ever had one Egg McMuffin, though, a long time ago. I remember having it, but cannot tell you what it tasted like.


It tasted like dreams, with a dash of freedom. And nitrates.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 27, 2008 06:47 AM

not to piss on an old man's grave...but "Inventor"?! Come on...he put a scrambled egg on an english muffin...that's not exactly splitting the atom.

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

MAR 27, 2008 07:03 AM

Cassiel said:
actually, i always preferred the Bacon, Egg & Cheese biscuit



Do you know that the 'eggs' on the biscuits (called folded egg) comes poured from a carton called liquid egg product?
Eggs on muffins (called round egg) are actual real eggs.

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

MAR 27, 2008 07:04 AM

Cash said:
not to piss on an old man's grave...but "Inventor"?! Come on...he put a scrambled egg on an english muffin...that's not exactly splitting the atom.



It's not scrambled. It's kind of boiled. Kind of.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

MAR 27, 2008 07:11 AM

MistressMissy said:
Do you know that the 'eggs' on the biscuits (called folded egg) comes poured from a carton called liquid egg product?
Eggs on muffins (called round egg) are actual real eggs.


Hmmm....do you have any old work shirts with the letter "M" on them?

[/Captain Obvious]

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAR 27, 2008 07:11 AM

Egg product on muffin product with margarine product.

Fuck this dead guy. bok

Spiffy

Spiffy

Calgary, AB
March 2007

MAR 27, 2008 08:58 AM

Cash said:
not to piss on an old man's grave...but "Inventor"?! Come on...he put a scrambled egg on an english muffin...that's not exactly splitting the atom.



No, but neither are a lot of the things that people invent. Hey, I'll admit that making a sandwich doesn't require a metric ton of brainpower, but it's just one of those little inventions that improve our lives just a little bit.

I'll applaud to the guy--simply cause he seemed to live a reasonably healthy lifestyle for 89 years.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAR 27, 2008 09:41 AM

MistressMissy said:

Cash said:
not to piss on an old man's grave...but "Inventor"?! Come on...he put a scrambled egg on an english muffin...that's not exactly splitting the atom.



It's not scrambled. It's kind of boiled. Kind of.



It's even worse than that... it's sliced from an "egg log". surreal

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 27, 2008 09:46 AM

Spiffy said:
Hey, I'll admit that making a sandwich doesn't require a metric ton of brainpower, but it's just one of those little inventions that improve our lives just a little bit.




Riiiiiiiight. I can hear the conversation right now.....it's this guy and Jonas Salk in a bar.

McMuffin Guy: So...what did you do?

Jonas Salk: I cured polio...how about you?

McMuffin Guy: I put an egg on toast

Jonas Salk: That's nice.

Marigold

Marigold

SUICIDEGIRL

Spain

MAR 27, 2008 09:56 AM

I was always a bigger fan of the McGriddle.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

MAR 27, 2008 10:12 AM

Spiffy said:
I'll applaud to the guy--simply cause he seemed to live a reasonably healthy lifestyle for 89 years.


He probably didn't eat at McDonald's. biggrin

Spiffy

Spiffy

Calgary, AB
March 2007

MAR 27, 2008 10:14 AM

Cash said:

Spiffy said:
Hey, I'll admit that making a sandwich doesn't require a metric ton of brainpower, but it's just one of those little inventions that improve our lives just a little bit.




Riiiiiiiight. I can hear the conversation right now.....it's this guy and Jonas Salk in a bar.

McMuffin Guy: So...what did you do?

Jonas Salk: I cured polio...how about you?

McMuffin Guy: I put an egg on toast

Jonas Salk: That's nice.



I'm not comparing this guy to Salk and polio, Banting and his discovery of insulin, or Gutenberg and the printing press. That would be stupid.

What I'm comparing him to is the guy invented the paper envelope, or the guy who invented Saran Wrap or the guy who invented the CD case. These are not monumental, earth-shaking, life-altering inventions; but they are smaller "convenience" inventions that make things a little easier.

Gringo said:

Spiffy said:
I'll applaud to the guy--simply cause he seemed to live a reasonably healthy lifestyle for 89 years.


He probably didn't eat at McDonald's. biggrin



I don't blame him! biggrin

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 27, 2008 12:31 PM

Spiffy said:
I'm not comparing this guy to Salk and polio, Banting and his discovery of insulin, or Gutenberg and the printing press. That would be stupid.

What I'm comparing him to is the guy invented the paper envelope, or the guy who invented Saran Wrap or the guy who invented the CD case. These are not monumental, earth-shaking, life-altering inventions; but they are smaller "convenience" inventions that make things a little easier.



No, I get that...I just think it's silly to call the guy an inventor. He didn't invent anything. He didn't improve anything. At best...he made a crappy version of eggs benedict.

By all accounts...he sounds like a nice enough guy...but come one....he didn't invent anything.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

MAR 27, 2008 01:07 PM

Cash said:

Spiffy said:
I'm not comparing this guy to Salk and polio, Banting and his discovery of insulin, or Gutenberg and the printing press. That would be stupid.

What I'm comparing him to is the guy invented the paper envelope, or the guy who invented Saran Wrap or the guy who invented the CD case. These are not monumental, earth-shaking, life-altering inventions; but they are smaller "convenience" inventions that make things a little easier.



No, I get that...I just think it's silly to call the guy an inventor. He didn't invent anything. He didn't improve anything. At best...he made a crappy version of eggs benedict.

By all accounts...he sounds like a nice enough guy...but come one....he didn't invent anything.



I remember seeing a show on it a few years ago. What he invented is a weird fried-poached egg hybrid. The molds they use to fry the egg (which the dude invented) also allow water to drip inside. Something like that, I dunno. Agree, he's no Salk, but he's at least a low grade Ron Popeil, and that dude is awesome.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 27, 2008 01:34 PM

How about I get my local Slow Food chapter together and we go dance on his grave?

DarkSomething

DarkSomething

San Diego, CA
July 2007

MAR 27, 2008 10:08 PM

Fast Food Breakfest of any kind = puke

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