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mothra

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 01:54 AM

Ordinarily I feel like I know what I'm doing when it comes to courting a girl, but I think I may have found the one. Now I'm a little worried, for the first time since Junior High I can't get a girl out of my head and I need advice. I'm completely infatuated and I really want to hear either things that have swayed you, or how you've swayed a girl you fell for. Please help me with this one.

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:01 AM

dont do it dude.. girls are the devil.

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:03 AM

Just be honest and be yourself. Talk to her for a while and see how things go.

When guys I know have told me how they feel about me, I'm always flattered and impressed with their bravery and honesty, no matter how I feel about them.

Shifgrethor

I'm lost

April 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:37 AM

Just be forward but don't move too fast. Pretty common sense stuff.

Establish communication, and if she doesn't communicate back, what more can you do?

themadking

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:42 AM

TimTheEnchanter said:
Just be forward but don't move too fast. Pretty common sense stuff.

Establish communication, and if she doesn't communicate back, what more can you do?

.45 and a shovel. That's what.

themadking

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:42 AM

TimTheEnchanter said:
Just be forward but don't move too fast. Pretty common sense stuff.

Establish communication, and if she doesn't communicate back, what more can you do?

.45 and a shovel. That's what.

cornelius

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 08:31 AM

mothra said:
Ordinarily I feel like I know what I'm doing when it comes to courting a girl, but I think I may have found the one. Now I'm a little worried, for the first time since Junior High I can't get a girl out of my head and I need advice. I'm completely infatuated and I really want to hear either things that have swayed you, or how you've swayed a girl you fell for. Please help me with this one.

sing her a song! write her a sonnet! buy her something pretty! defend her honor! treat her like a goddess! don't pick your nose in front of her, ever! say "bless you" when she sneezes! open the door for her! shave! be honest!

just make an effort, man, and be yourself. it'll all fall into place if she's as into you as you are to her.

good luck.

-bobby

richiedagger

I'm lost

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 10:02 AM

themadking said:

TimTheEnchanter said:
Just be forward but don't move too fast. Pretty common sense stuff.

Establish communication, and if she doesn't communicate back, what more can you do?

.45 and a shovel. That's what.

ahhhhhh if i had a dollar for every time those two things helped me out of a pickle with the ladies...

Shifgrethor

I'm lost

April 2003

OCT 09, 2003 12:48 PM

themadking said:

TimTheEnchanter said:
Just be forward but don't move too fast. Pretty common sense stuff.

Establish communication, and if she doesn't communicate back, what more can you do?

.45 and a shovel. That's what.

Ahh ... I stand corrected.

fiendish

USA

December 2002

OCT 09, 2003 12:55 PM

sucker

infatuation will only lead to disappointment.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 09, 2003 12:57 PM

I hear lots of women really enjoy being stalked.

RockinRicky

Denver, CO

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 01:26 PM

MisterSatan is right, fuck a restraining order. How am I supposed to keep 100 feet from you if I don't know where you are at *all times*!

D3b4s3r

I'm lost

June 2003

OCT 09, 2003 01:32 PM

Be nice to her. She will start liking you. Then, she will start really liking you and sending you emails all the time. She will share her life's problems, and you will be happy to provide support. She will start sending you song lyrics and Tori Amos quotes that peg exactly how much she simultaneously loves you and hates life. Then, she will send you pictures of her kids. And they are beautiful little beings, so you will start to feel a connection with them. She will turn you onto new music and share connections in so many of life's areas. Then she will share her most personal things with you: details of tragedy and a troubled childhood. Soon, she will tell you how much she loves you and she cannot live without you. She will say that the times you are apart are the low points of her life. She will say that she needs you. She will say she loves you. You will make love with her and she will tell you it was the best she has ever had. She will then introduce you to the problematic periphery of her life and you will accept it, and even embrace it, because you care so deeply for her. Then one day, you will walk in on her fucking some guy and you will realize that women are shit and you are a fucking fool to believe anything they say.

Coco

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 09, 2003 02:09 PM

MisterSatan said:
I hear lots of women really enjoy being stalked.

Now we're talkin.

inept

United Kingdom

August 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:25 PM

Start posting her photos of small animals you've sacrificed in her honor. Then start posting her photos of her at the supermarket, with notes written on the back of them demonstrating you know every move she makes.

It always work for me....

Poser

Tampa, FL

May 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:31 PM

give it some time and feel her out ::snickers::

WaTed

United Kingdom

September 2002

OCT 09, 2003 03:12 PM

Seahorse said:
Be nice to her. She will start liking you. Then, she will start really liking you and sending you emails all the time. She will share her life's problems, and you will be happy to provide support. She will start sending you song lyrics and Tori Amos quotes that peg exactly how much she simultaneously loves you and hates life. Then, she will send you pictures of her kids. And they are beautiful little beings, so you will start to feel a connection with them. She will turn you onto new music and share connections in so many of life's areas. Then she will share her most personal things with you: details of tragedy and a troubled childhood. Soon, she will tell you how much she loves you and she cannot live without you. She will say that the times you are apart are the low points of her life. She will say that she needs you. She will say she loves you. You will make love with her and she will tell you it was the best she has ever had. She will then introduce you to the problematic periphery of her life and you will accept it, and even embrace it, because you care so deeply for her. Then one day, you will walk in on her fucking some guy and you will realize that women are shit and you are a fucking fool to believe anything they say.

Amen.

inept

United Kingdom

August 2003

OCT 09, 2003 03:30 PM

Seahorse said:
Be nice to her. She will start liking you. Then, she will start really liking you and sending you emails all the time. She will share her life's problems, and you will be happy to provide support. She will start sending you song lyrics and Tori Amos quotes that peg exactly how much she simultaneously loves you and hates life. Then, she will send you pictures of her kids. And they are beautiful little beings, so you will start to feel a connection with them. She will turn you onto new music and share connections in so many of life's areas. Then she will share her most personal things with you: details of tragedy and a troubled childhood. Soon, she will tell you how much she loves you and she cannot live without you. She will say that the times you are apart are the low points of her life. She will say that she needs you. She will say she loves you. You will make love with her and she will tell you it was the best she has ever had. She will then introduce you to the problematic periphery of her life and you will accept it, and even embrace it, because you care so deeply for her. Then one day, you will walk in on her fucking some guy and you will realize that women are shit and you are a fucking fool to believe anything they say.

There is absolutely nothing more to say than this.

superficial

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 03:38 PM

inept said:

Seahorse said:
Be nice to her. She will start liking you. Then, she will start really liking you and sending you emails all the time. She will share her life's problems, and you will be happy to provide support. She will start sending you song lyrics and Tori Amos quotes that peg exactly how much she simultaneously loves you and hates life. Then, she will send you pictures of her kids. And they are beautiful little beings, so you will start to feel a connection with them. She will turn you onto new music and share connections in so many of life's areas. Then she will share her most personal things with you: details of tragedy and a troubled childhood. Soon, she will tell you how much she loves you and she cannot live without you. She will say that the times you are apart are the low points of her life. She will say that she needs you. She will say she loves you. You will make love with her and she will tell you it was the best she has ever had. She will then introduce you to the problematic periphery of her life and you will accept it, and even embrace it, because you care so deeply for her. Then one day, you will walk in on her fucking some guy and you will realize that women are shit and you are a fucking fool to believe anything they say.

There is absolutely nothing more to say than this.

that's all there is to it. good luck, though.

scytale

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 04:21 PM

Well, for starters, don't use the phrase "courting" around her unless you have both a monacle and a gay little mustache.

schoolgirl

Christmas Island

May 2003

OCT 09, 2003 04:40 PM

It's nice and refreshing to see someone be so enthusiastic about another person. having said that, you did say the magic curse word "infatuation." that usually becomes a short lived feeling. Give yourself some time and you'll thank yourself later. let having feelings for her prove itself to be true over some period of time. good luck.

mothra

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 05:43 PM

Thanks guys. I think stalking was the right answer, time to go buy some binoculars.

recursive

Los Angeles, CA

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:49 PM

dont do it dude.. girls are the devil.

Amen, can I get a Halleluiegh?

richiedagger

I'm lost

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:51 PM

Seahorse said:
Be nice to her. She will start liking you. Then, she will start really liking you and sending you emails all the time. She will share her life's problems, and you will be happy to provide support. She will start sending you song lyrics and Tori Amos quotes that peg exactly how much she simultaneously loves you and hates life. Then, she will send you pictures of her kids. And they are beautiful little beings, so you will start to feel a connection with them. She will turn you onto new music and share connections in so many of life's areas. Then she will share her most personal things with you: details of tragedy and a troubled childhood. Soon, she will tell you how much she loves you and she cannot live without you. She will say that the times you are apart are the low points of her life. She will say that she needs you. She will say she loves you. You will make love with her and she will tell you it was the best she has ever had. She will then introduce you to the problematic periphery of her life and you will accept it, and even embrace it, because you care so deeply for her. Then one day, you will walk in on her fucking some guy and you will realize that women are shit and you are a fucking fool to believe anything they say.

damn. i dare anybody to come up with a more perfect description than this. you hit the nail right on the head my friend.

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

OCT 09, 2003 08:04 PM

Amitabha said:
dont do it dude.. girls are the devil.

He's just saying that because he likes boys.

But it's true, you will just get your heart broken. She will tell you that your the best and she loves you and she wants to make a real future with you and then just when you think everything will work out perfectly and you're head over heals for her she will start acting real weird then change her mind and decide to go back to her ex.

Oh wait...that's what happened to me.

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Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 01:54 AM

Black Rock City, NV

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:01 AM

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:03 AM

I'm lost

April 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:37 AM

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:42 AM

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:42 AM

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 08:31 AM

I'm lost

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 10:02 AM

I'm lost

April 2003

OCT 09, 2003 12:48 PM

USA

December 2002

OCT 09, 2003 12:55 PM

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 09, 2003 12:57 PM

Denver, CO

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 01:26 PM

I'm lost

June 2003

OCT 09, 2003 01:32 PM

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 09, 2003 02:09 PM

United Kingdom

August 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:25 PM

Tampa, FL

May 2003

OCT 09, 2003 02:31 PM

United Kingdom

September 2002

OCT 09, 2003 03:12 PM

United Kingdom

August 2003

OCT 09, 2003 03:30 PM

superficial

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 03:38 PM

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 04:21 PM

Christmas Island

May 2003

OCT 09, 2003 04:40 PM

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

OCT 09, 2003 05:43 PM

Los Angeles, CA

January 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:49 PM

I'm lost

July 2003

OCT 09, 2003 07:51 PM

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

OCT 09, 2003 08:04 PM