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Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

OCT 08, 2003 07:06 PM

http://www.nokia.com/nokia/0,,43613,00.html

Stupidest waste of money ever.

richiedagger

richiedagger

I'm lost
July 2003

OCT 08, 2003 07:08 PM

i have officially lost faith in humanity. whoever buys that deserves the beating we all know they will get.

ozymandias

ozymandias

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2003 07:13 PM

Kinda neat.

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

OCT 08, 2003 07:14 PM

You know people are going to be taking pictures of their junk and wearing it around their neck.
Now THAT is how you pick up chicks! whatever tongue

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 08, 2003 07:17 PM

Cherie said:
You know people are going to be taking pictures of their junk and wearing it around their neck.
Now THAT is how you pick up chicks! whatever tongue



That could save me lots of time.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2003 07:17 PM

it is your civic duty to administer a boot to the grill of anyone you see wearing this jack-assed piece of lame.

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

OCT 08, 2003 07:19 PM

Clara said:

Cherie said:
You know people are going to be taking pictures of their junk and wearing it around their neck.
Now THAT is how you pick up chicks! whatever tongue



That could save me lots of time.



Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean that matters. tongue

richiedagger

richiedagger

I'm lost
July 2003

OCT 08, 2003 07:20 PM

Cherie said:

Clara said:

Cherie said:
You know people are going to be taking pictures of their junk and wearing it around their neck.
Now THAT is how you pick up chicks! whatever tongue



That could save me lots of time.



Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean that matters. tongue



thats just soemthing that guys with small dicks say.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 08, 2003 07:20 PM

I will buy TEN of those right now!

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 08, 2003 07:24 PM

Cherie said:
Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean that matters. tongue



That's only true up to a point.

pharcyde

pharcyde

Canada
September 2003

OCT 08, 2003 07:30 PM

that thing is pretty stupid. i wonder how much theyr gonna charge for it

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 08, 2003 07:41 PM

Clara said:

Cherie said:
Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean that matters. tongue



That's only true up to a point.



*takes average-sized penis and goes home*

Awww, man... I wanted to play too...

The_Bear

The_Bear

United Kingdom
July 2003

OCT 08, 2003 07:45 PM

They'd have to hold it next to a ruler or something to get the relative size right, or else an object of known size. We should send this idea to Nokia.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 08, 2003 07:54 PM

MisterSatan said:
*takes average-sized penis and goes home*

Awww, man... I wanted to play too...



You should know average falls well within the guidelines. smile

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 08, 2003 07:55 PM

Clara said:

MisterSatan said:
*takes average-sized penis and goes home*

Awww, man... I wanted to play too...



You should know average falls well within the guidelines. smile



Yes, but do you? wink

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 08, 2003 08:01 PM

MisterSatan said:
Yes, but do you? wink



Didn't I just say? confused tongue

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 08, 2003 08:06 PM

Clara said:

MisterSatan said:
Yes, but do you? wink



Didn't I just say? confused tongue



Not what I was asking. wink kiss

williamj

williamj

Ooltewah, TN
June 2003

OCT 08, 2003 08:14 PM

i have so many bad ideas for one of those that its not even funny...........wink

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 08, 2003 08:20 PM

MisterSatan said:
Not what I was asking. wink kiss



blush

superficial

superficial

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2003 08:22 PM

yeah, that's horrible.

what's worse is that people WILL buy it...

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 08, 2003 08:37 PM

superficial said:
yeah, that's horrible.

what's worse is that people WILL buy it...



Dood, I just said earlier I would buy ten of those, and I meant it. How else am I going to fit my average sized penis and HUGE BALLS around my neck?

raygunray

raygunray

Tampa, FL
June 2003

OCT 08, 2003 08:39 PM

I think it would make a better codpiece.

superficial

superficial

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2003 09:04 PM

MisterSatan said:

superficial said:
yeah, that's horrible.

what's worse is that people WILL buy it...



Dood, I just said earlier I would buy ten of those, and I meant it. How else am I going to fit my average sized penis and HUGE BALLS around my neck?



i could think of a few cheaper ways... but... we won't go into that.

Rybo

Rybo

Portland, OR
May 2003

OCT 08, 2003 09:13 PM

hahahahahaha.....

rAAAAtarded.

Sugarc0ma5

Sugarc0ma5

Miami, FL
August 2003

OCT 08, 2003 09:14 PM

That thing is ridiculous! and ugly... puke

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