dumbest thing youve done today

...and went back to bed at 9pm until 12:30am...

II stayed up till 4 am when I have to be at work at 11 am. Hopefully thats the stupidest thing I do today.

Got up at 6am this morning and went to work. I should have stayed in bed. Bollocks, I'm skipping work tomorrow and dossing.

i almost ripped out my arm piercing because i wasn't paying attention while i was getting dressed.

and i spilled cranberry juice on my carpet

Quoted The Big Lebowski during a meeting with management.

Drinking coffee with my pal instead of working although I have a deadline tomorrow.

It was also the smartest thing I did today.

Spent all morning working on sales reports, instead of hanging out here

nothing big, i ate my mums dinner..... i'm sure there's plenty more stupid things to do, day aint over yet....

Went shopping for a single pair of jeans and came back $1000 later with aligator pumps among other things ... no jeans

I think she knows what it was.

suddenly my ears itch

let's see, i stayed out until 7 a.m. drinking whiskey and doing drugs, singing karaoke at a lesbian bar, then took an abnormal psych midterm at 8, then worked out a yearly budget plan for my magazine til noon, while drinking a pint of jack daniels and finishing the drugs, then held a staff meeting.

oh, and stepped in dog shit somewhere along the way

Well let's see.

I left my wife of five years for a girl that I had known for three days.

That was pretty fucking dumb.


I'd gladley mace myself to take that one back.

Awwww Was it Pepper Spray or actual Mace?

A friend of mine was Mace bombed in a bar fight a few months ago. I say HE was Mace bombed because... while everyone was stung a little... he was the one who had the canister dropped directly on him.

He vomitted for hours.

Didn't seem like a nice way to spend the day.

I've sprayed myself in the eyes with Nautica cologne (with a lil help from a friend).... I should get points for that.

Wow. Satan wins.

hmm... dumbest thing... that would probably be coming back here to sg, hour after hour, only to look at the big 0 comments thingee next to my name at the top of the screen... i don't know what makes me feel more alive, the fact that i actually care who reads my internal dialogues, or the fact that no one else does.

-bobby