most humiliating moment

I was about 14 and had a bunch of my friends over at night and my dad comes barreling down the stairs in his underwear. To get the full effect imagine if Gomer Pile and Forrest Gump had a love child in tighty whities. Yeah it was bad

haha! actually, i had one happen just yesterday. i can't really tell what it was though. needless to say i was humiliated, embarrassed, and mortified.

word jousting 'orgasmic' at 16. mother fuck. i didn't have an orgasm till i was 20. how was i supposed to know?

Hmmm. Probably being drunk and stoned downtown and then walking face first into a lamp post in front of a huge line-up of people waiting to get into a club. *ouch* Even today when I am walking along the thought "Don't walk into anything!" pops into my head.

I was walking through the mall, yelling at my aunt like you do, and walked right smack into a pole. It was bad enough that I did that but it echoed through the whole mall. I wanted to die.

I don't usually get embarrassed. But two or three days ago I noticed that I was wearing pants that had a hole in the crotch. My friend from down the street was here and NOW I KEEP WONDERING if she wonders why I don't wear underwear. ???

Gomer Pile rules! Well Gawwwwleeee! N Forrest Gump is my fricken HERO.
Your dad sounds hawt!
YUM.

My husband use to always work the NIGHT SHIFT n sleep during the day. He had to wear earplugs so that he could get decent sleep. One day I went in and started some HOT SEX up with him still wearing the earplugs.
He was on top of me at one point totally going to town when my mom walks into my room and drops her jaw to the floor......
......He didnt hear her walk in so he keeps pumping me- n she keeps standing there in shock. I started yelling at her to get the close the door and then I couldnt stop laughing. I lost my boner after that and had to explain the whole thing to my hubby.
I think he was more humiliated than I was.

so far you win on being humiliated!

I think ElleBelle wins but I have a pretty bad one...this was a something I posted in a thread about getting caught masturbating, I just coppied it to here so you could laugh at me...

I've never been caught in the act, just the aftermath. I guess I didn't do the best clean up job or wasn't paying attention or something and I went out into the living room without my shirt on and my Mom and Sister started laughing their asses off at me. I looked down at my stomach and you can fill in the rest of the story yourself...
-J

I was about 8yrs old. I grew up in a really small town, and me and my mate used to play around the church grounds all the time. I really needed the loo and promptly decided to pee against the corner of the holy building. Just as I was peeing at my heart's content, friends of my parents came walking around the corner (i forgot it was a sunday and there was a service on)- and there I was with my tackle in my hand pissing all over the show. Unable to interrupt I had to finish peeing while they slowly walked up the path and into the church. I felt like dying.

OMG Adam- I hate when I'm peeing on Church buildings and that happens to me!

OZZIE Obsbourn pissed on the Alamo wearing one of SHARONS dresses. He was ban from going to that town for like 15 years.

About twenty of us where hung over and nursing our hangovers on Longnook beach in Truro, MA, and I decided to grab a long board, strip off my clothing, and go surfing au natural. I don’t surf worth shit, so after wrestling with the board for a few minutes, I head back up the beach just as someone pipes up “wow, look at that set”. Flattered, I reply “thanks, they are a little bit shriveled because of the cold”. Unfortunately, and to everyone’s amusement, he had been talking about the waves….I don’t surf anymore.

Ha! that's great stuff!

when i was around 17 both my parents cuaght me and my girlfreind in the middle of fucking. dad asks" can we join?" (meaning him and my mom dad is a pervert and so is his humor at least i hope he was joking) then mom shouts "mule punch her mule punch her",once i finally got them to leave teh room i coundt tell who was more digusted and embarrased me or the girl i was with at the time. i havent decided if my parents catching me in the act and cheering me on is worse or if my friends catching me in tha act and cheering me on is worse

when i was younger i was so much more shy about sex and the likes. and i got a dildo for my birthday, which was ok, but it was given to me by my bestfriend, in front of the guy i had a total serious crush on. he so didnt need to think about that. i still blush when i think about it.
i didnt keep the dildo, gave it to my friends, and they chased my dog around with it.
and on the same night, we had lasagna for dinner, so i was shaking a can of the cheese stuff, and singing to myself, and the can busted open sending the cheese every where...but mainly on the birthday cake, and then later that night i dropped a 10 pound weight on my head, and had a car crash.

Once, while pushing my way through a crowded NYC subway car I accidentally stepped on somebody's foot. When I turned to apologize I discovered that the guy I'd stepped on only had ONE LEG.

I apologized, but it didn't seem to help. He was pissed. The fact that my friends couldn't stop laughing probably didn't help, either.

[Edited on Oct 07, 2003 by boonfark]