Classics fucked over with sequels

Lost boys:the tribe


Yeah, looks like crap

"Copyright restrict us from playing outside the U.S."


FOR A FUCKING TRAILER?!?

Seriously, what the hell?

More on topic, ya, this doesn't look good.

after watching that trailer for Lost Boys the Tribe I don't know whether to pity Cory Feldman....or punch him repeatedly in the head.

they even remade the song into something horrible.

Yeah, I saw that trailer last night. Here's a transcription of my reaction:

"Oh hey, Corey Feldman's working again, good for him."

"Lost Boys... uh oh."

"Buh?"

"OH GOD MY EYES"

I'm blind now, and I honestly have one of those helper monkeys dictating for me. Thanks a lot, Feldman.

Apparently Michael Bay is remaking Rosemary's Baby and A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Why?!!!

Because he fucking hates us all.

Judging from the reactions I'm actually glad I can't watch this.

Oh, and Michael Bay is a filthy cocksucker who deserves to be punched in the neck.

Episode 1, 2, and 3 of Star Wars.
and possibly Episode 6.

My little sister.

not sequels...remakes.... sad but different.

NIcely played.

Live free or give Bruce Willis some more cash...I mean really.

I wanted to ask what the hell was up with all these 50-60 year old action stars, then I remembered my generation of actors hasn't brought much to the table. So I guess someone has to step up, but that sequel made the third one look good...and that's pretty hard.

Oh, and let's not forget Aliens 3, it was like the "Van Hagar" of Sci-Fi, sucked to the gills.

Don't forget the other two Crow sequals as well.... All crap.

The Godfather III

The Two Jakes (sequel to 'Chinatown')

The rest of the franchise after the original 'Halloween'

Batman & Robin.

I rest my case.

Exhibit A:

LB2 trailer (canadians can watch this one)

If it was any other plot, it'd be another random horror b movie... but ya... as a sequel this looks bad.

Arg. Why did I click the link? WHY?

pussy12

*shudders*

Anyone else see the commercials for Bachelor Party 2? Yeaaah, I did a double-take on that one.

-TM

Yeah, I've seen it. What the hell rock did that one crawl out from?

cause you're a simple man?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

(also read as stupid douche. ! hahahhhahah *cough* .... ya whateever)

oh and.

Bachelor Party 2 Trailer

BAD

I love you.

Oh, are we calling Lost Boys and The Crow classics? K...