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Max16Characters

Max16Characters

Korea, Republic Of
March 2003

OCT 07, 2003 12:09 AM

What would your one name nickname be? Example: Pele, Rinaldo, Beckham, etc...

I think i'd like to be Constantine or Julio...perhaps Drakoslav

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 07, 2003 12:16 AM

I'm thinking Bubba...
Or Franchesco...

el_oso

el_oso

Canada
September 2002

OCT 07, 2003 12:21 AM

Vlad the Impaler

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Max16Characters

Korea, Republic Of
March 2003

OCT 07, 2003 12:24 AM

el_oso said:
Vlad the Impaler



Ummm...that's a three name nickname. How 'bout just Vlad? I don't mean to steal your thunder but "Gooooooooooooallllllll Vlad the Impaler" just doens't have the same ring as "Goooooooooooallllll Esperanto!" or some other one name nickname. But you can have your dream...maybe just in another sport where they score something else than goals...like Cricket.

preppylegend

preppylegend

United Kingdom
May 2003

OCT 07, 2003 01:25 AM


I hate to point it out but those are there real names , not really nick names in the true sence of the word . Over hear the nickname for Beckham ,is Cuntface , or Dogshagger. On top of that we sing a lot of songs about his wife taking it up the arse , which apparently she does. Pele or Ronaldo may have a nickname in Brazil probably somthing along the lines of GOD or close, but then the Brazilians are a lot more balanced that us Brits , well kind of. whatever

Sare

Sare

Welland, ON
April 2003

OCT 07, 2003 01:37 AM

john.

HonkeyKong

HonkeyKong

Bridgeport, CT
March 2003

OCT 07, 2003 02:07 AM

preppylegend said:
we sing a lot of songs about his wife taking it up the arse , which apparently she does.



-and you've seen this occur?

preppylegend

preppylegend

United Kingdom
May 2003

OCT 07, 2003 02:10 AM

HonkeyKong said:

preppylegend said:
we sing a lot of songs about his wife taking it up the arse , which apparently she does.



-and you've seen this occur?



Yes we all have over here, they do like their press attention those two.

whatever

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

OCT 07, 2003 02:20 AM

preppylegend said:

I hate to point it out but those are there real names , not really nick names in the true sence of the word . Over hear the nickname for Beckham ,is Cuntface , or Dogshagger. On top of that we sing a lot of songs about his wife taking it up the arse , which apparently she does. Pele or Ronaldo may have a nickname in Brazil probably somthing along the lines of GOD or close, but then the Brazilians are a lot more balanced that us Brits , well kind of. whatever



Yeah, and their guys can actually play football.

Ahem.

Cherry xox

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2003 05:59 AM

HonkeyKong said:
preppylegend said:
we sing a lot of songs about his wife taking it up the arse , which apparently she does.

-and you've seen this occur?



Sadly, I haven't. Mrs. B always was my favorite Spice Girl, so I wouldn't mind... Er, yeah, nuff said there... Bad thoughts,BAD thoughts. Woosaaa WoooSaaaabiggrin
Seeing as she totally manages his existence, it wouldn't surprize me if she wasn't the only one that took it up the arsenal...eeek
Spike

[Edited on Oct 07, 2003 by Spike]

preppylegend

preppylegend

United Kingdom
May 2003

OCT 07, 2003 11:49 AM

Spike said:

HonkeyKong said:
preppylegend said:
we sing a lot of songs about his wife taking it up the arse , which apparently she does.

-and you've seen this occur?


Sadly, I haven't. Mrs. B always was my favorite Spice Girl, so I wouldn't mind... Er, yeah, nuff said there... Bad thoughts,BAD thoughts. Woosaaa WoooSaaaabiggrin
Seeing as she totally manages his existence, it wouldn't surprize me if she wasn't the only one that took it up the arsenal...eeek
Spike

[Edited on Oct 07, 2003 by Spike]



I'm sure it was in heat one week, not that i read that , no , not me , but the girls in the office leave it lying around and well,,,,,,
Ahhh fuck it


[Edited on Oct 07, 2003 by preppylegend]

runholden

runholden

I'm lost
August 2003

OCT 07, 2003 11:55 AM

Sir Scores-alot or Scoreo

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

OCT 07, 2003 12:02 PM

Alejandro "the ballskicker"

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2003 01:28 PM

preppylegend said:
I'm sure it was in heat one week



That she does or he does?wink

Spike

preppylegend

preppylegend

United Kingdom
May 2003

OCT 07, 2003 01:57 PM

Spike said:

preppylegend said:
I'm sure it was in heat one week



That she does or he does?wink

Spike



Both i would imagin, but at least David would be kind enough to buy you a drink afterwards.

Nescafe

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL
June 2003

OCT 07, 2003 02:24 PM

Rivaldo's nickname in Brazil is Maricon.

A claim I suspect is not entirely untrue... (now that he's said he has an announcement to make before he retires that is important but he doesn't want to tell anyone now)though chanting it at him while he's winning you world cups shows you to be ungrateful at the very least..

Ronaldo's is either the phenomenon or monkeyface depending on who you ask.

If I were to choose a nickname it'd be Shit.
That way I could play on the same team as Coco (shit in portugese), Kaka, and Dudu...

Also shit would adequately describe my level of skill.

Otherwise it would be Manolo.. after the protagonist of a rhyme my surrogate grandfather used to tell me about a man named Manolo.. que vive solo.. el delantero del colo colo. It went on for hours. I should have sat down and written it all down when I had the chance.

Nescafe

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL
June 2003

OCT 07, 2003 02:34 PM

Fun Fact: Did you know originally brazilians used the one-name nickname to avoid sullying theirs families honor. Futebol was a poor/black persons game which rich people couldn't partake in without bringing shame to themselves (kind of like being a gladiator in ancient rome) so they took pseudonyms with them to the game instead of family members.
Some clubs even forced their black players to put white makeup on before a game.

Which is not suprising coming from a country that has a words for pasty to black as night and every single solitary shade in between.

I think if it had occurred to Brazilians to quantify people in shades of Red Green and Blue and their own little designation for Hue then they just might.

Hi i'm a 23 0 67.

Anger

Anger

Columbia, MO
February 2003

OCT 07, 2003 03:08 PM

El Hefe.

Ayin

Ayin

Chicago, IL
January 2003

OCT 07, 2003 04:28 PM

My name would be "pissed off 'cause I can't get no love from the yankees, 'cause the greedy american TV networks won't put my shit on, 'cause they can't fined a way to slip hours worth of advertisments in:....

either that or "The Burninator"

[Edited on Oct 07, 2003 by deBreard]

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

OCT 07, 2003 04:31 PM

Porko.

yup porko

Cheech

Cheech

Portland, OR
January 2003

OCT 07, 2003 05:02 PM

SERGIO! ! !

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2003 05:07 PM

What with all the hubbub about the Beckhams' anal enjoyment, I forgot to say my own soccer nickname. (despite the fact I think soccer sucks and is a wankers game)
I'd be Striker!
Spike

Jehu_

Jehu_

Portland, OR
June 2003

OCT 07, 2003 05:12 PM

kumquat

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

OCT 07, 2003 07:19 PM

Chewie "Rocket Shoes" Bomblastico

Estrada

Estrada

University Place, WA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2003 11:45 PM

Paco, the greatest name ever.

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