...would make a fabulous board game, but seriously, imagine your parents nagging at your heels with their cameras, desperately trying to get laid, cursing the dj for having no smashing pumpkins. the bad conversations, bad music, bad food, bad photos the works but with Hitler beside you in a baby blue velvet suit and a pink corsage or the Pine Sol lady in a puffy purple dress and glittering tiara

any
living or dead, local or international, same sex prom date.

GO! <

[Edited on Oct 07, 2003 by desidia]

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

OCT 06, 2003 10:15 PM

just to be different I'm going to take this somewhat seriously, as if it really were my prom and take dan savage, I think my friends and I would have a blast with him.

richiedagger

I'm lost

July 2003

OCT 06, 2003 10:21 PM

allright ill play...if i was gonna go to prom with a guy it would have to be Edward Norton.

Elisabeth

San Francisco, CA

December 2002

OCT 06, 2003 10:21 PM

Dorothy Parker.

Coliwali

I'm lost

February 2003

OCT 06, 2003 10:34 PM

John Stewart

mercy

Las Vegas, NV

March 2003

OCT 07, 2003 04:07 AM

genevieve gorder from trading spaces.

tarbaby

I'm lost

April 2003

OCT 07, 2003 04:18 AM

mercy said:
genevieve gorder from trading spaces.

oh! we could double date! you go with gen and i'll go with ty. but that wouldn't be gay for me. do i lose the game?

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

OCT 07, 2003 04:24 AM

we're all losers when it comes to prom

mercy

Las Vegas, NV

March 2003

OCT 07, 2003 04:26 AM

ava said:

mercy said:
genevieve gorder from trading spaces.

oh! we could double date! you go with gen and i'll go with ty. but that wouldn't be gay for me. do i lose the game?

why don't you go with Amy Wynn? i think she has a lot more to offer than Ty does in the brains department. and she's buff.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2003 04:29 AM

I'd bring Fonzie. Because Fonzie's cooooooooool.

themadking

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

OCT 07, 2003 06:55 AM

Brad Pitt.

Or Brad Pitt.

I loves me some Brad Pitt. He's just so pretty.

Azrael_Abyss

HOPEFUL

Jacksonville, FL

OCT 07, 2003 07:14 AM

Emma Caufield from Buffy: Anya

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

OCT 07, 2003 08:32 AM

xara Crikey.

ViolenceJack

Wichita, KS

April 2003

OCT 07, 2003 08:53 AM

Hmm. Who would I want blasting me in the ass? Brad Pitt is taken...maybe George Michael....wait, wait, what about... George Bush! Hell yeah, now that would be some hot, sweaty, grudgefucking action! Whats that? God hates the gays? Who the fuck are you to know the will of god? Take it like a man, bitch!

Hell yeah, and he is soooo wearing the dress.

JonnyJonnyH

Seattle, WA

June 2003

OCT 07, 2003 08:55 AM

eddie vedder, but after sex if he's crying, I'm kicking him out.

Lydia

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 07, 2003 09:17 AM

Katie or Brody Armstrong.

RockinRicky

Denver, CO

July 2003

OCT 07, 2003 10:10 AM

Oscar Wilde
He'd be the life of the party. Afterwards, there's nothing better than a sure thing on prom night.

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV

July 2003

OCT 07, 2003 10:12 AM

I'd go to prom with...

A GIRL! cause i dont have gay fantasies

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

OCT 07, 2003 10:14 AM

well, DUH.

BEA ARTHUR.

egon

Las Vegas, NV

July 2003

OCT 07, 2003 10:15 AM

Andre 3000 from outkast
he looks like he'd be alot of fun

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

OCT 07, 2003 10:18 AM

god said:
Andre 3000 from outkast
he looks like he'd be alot of fun

:gets a sex change so 'dre can be her gay prom date:

miss_piss

Seattle, WA

November 2002

OCT 07, 2003 11:18 AM

my gay prom date
died before prom

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

OCT 07, 2003 12:00 PM

I want to go with that chick in my friend's dorm that looks like that chick from underworld. Or that one girl Sarah. Man, she makes my knees weak!

aquafantasy

Carlisle, PA

February 2003

OCT 07, 2003 12:32 PM

harrison ford, all the way.

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA

May 2003

OCT 07, 2003 01:01 PM

Parker Posey....then I'd get sick of her half way through and end up sleeping with Gina Gershon after Prom.

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