Your chance to share an instance in your life where someone else has made an epic fail.

The woman I talked to on the phone today thought that by telling me she was going to "jump through the fucking phone line and fucking snap your neck" was going to help her get her problem resolved faster by me. Turns out I hung up on her instead.

Epic fail!

Carpe

Austin, TX

October 2006

MAR 09, 2008 08:36 PM

I was reading a player bug that someone reported in a game I work on. Their exact words were.....

"The game breaks randomly at night"

Yeah, thanks that helps us out a ton......

EPIC FAIL!!!

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 09, 2008 08:41 PM

[19:46] BoyzVomitCandy: oh yeah I am Wiccan
[19:46] BoyzVomitCandy: u must have found me on the Forum
[19:46] Palmer Prez: oh right!
[19:46] Palmer Prez: i added you because you said you were a gay wiccan
[19:46] BoyzVomitCandy: yeah
[19:47] Palmer Prez: and i thought that so rare and curious that i added your name
[19:47] BoyzVomitCandy: oh
[19:47] BoyzVomitCandy: I didnt know it was that Rare to be Gay and Wiccan
[19:47] BoyzVomitCandy: most Wiccans are because the Christian Relgion Bans it
[19:47] Palmer Prez: well you know. Gardner forbid homosexuality.
[19:47] BoyzVomitCandy: who is that?
[19:47] Palmer Prez: the founder of Wicca.
[19:48] Palmer Prez: Gardner
[19:48] BoyzVomitCandy: I didn't study all of that the history
[19:48] Palmer Prez: it's kinda important to know who starts things
[19:48] BoyzVomitCandy: I would like to know of it though what book did u read to find out all of that
[19:48] Palmer Prez: http://www.geraldgardner.com/
[19:49] Palmer Prez: i found it in the Encyclopedia Brittanica
[19:49] BoyzVomitCandy: so you are saying it is wrong to be Gay in Wicca too I thought it was such a acception relgion.. well I guess not now
[19:49] Palmer Prez: do you know the Laws?
[19:50] BoyzVomitCandy: the Basic ones like Harm None, Comes Back 3, and so on
[19:50] Palmer Prez: there are 161 in total.
[19:50] BoyzVomitCandy: I always heard there was no laws in Wicca just the Wiccan Rede and that is all
[19:52] Palmer Prez: and that's just utterly incorrect.
[19:52] PalmerPrez: http://members.aol.com/cernowain9/cern/TOL.html
[19:56] *** "BoyzVomitCandy" signed off at Sun Mar 09 19:56:48 2008.

Epic Fail!

DarkSomething

San Diego, CA

July 2007

MAR 09, 2008 08:43 PM

At my work this 40 something guy had one of my co-workers walking him around the store for 3 hours as he constantly hit on her, asking her to have dinner with him and "star in his movie". It was hilarious and at the same time disturbing. He spent a shit load of money and all the crap barely fit in his lamborghini. I had to toss all the shit it there. I probably broke something. The guy was a total douchebag. I just hope he doesn't come back and stalk the poor girl.

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO

July 2003

MAR 09, 2008 09:35 PM

Yesterday in I had to escort an Iraqi guy to go identify the remains of another Iraqi guy who had tried to set a bomb under a third Iraqi guy's car but instead blew himself in half. Well, thirds really... not much left between the ribs and knees.

About as epic a fail as it gets, eh?

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

MAR 09, 2008 09:46 PM

Trevor said:
Yesterday in I had to escort an Iraqi guy to go identify the remains of another Iraqi guy who had tried to set a bomb under a third Iraqi guy's car but instead blew himself in half. Well, thirds really... not much left between the ribs and knees.

About as epic a fail as it gets, eh?

Yeah, that pretty much trumps all.

punk

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

MAR 09, 2008 10:11 PM

GeckoFabulous said:

Yeah, that pretty much trumps all.

Premature detonation.

*rim-shot*

_panda_

I'm lost

November 2005

MAR 09, 2008 10:31 PM

Be safe trevor.

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

MAR 10, 2008 06:04 AM

At one of my old jobs (working retail at a music/video store) a mall security guard knocked on the door of the back room, and when I opened it he said, "Tony?"

Nobody named Tony had ever worked there, so I asked him who he was looking for.

"Are you the manager?"

"Yes."

"Your name isn't Tony?"

"No."

"Oh. The guy at the front counter said your name was Tony."

After we finished discussing whatever it was he'd come to talk to me about, I went and spoke to the clerk at the front counter.

"Why did that guy think my name was Tony?"

"Oh, is that what that was about? The guy came up to me and asked, 'Do you know Who's the Boss?' I said, 'Yeah, Tony Danza,' and he said 'Oh, thanks!' and just walked away."

I'm not sure whether that qualifies as "epic," but it's an awful lot of fail.

siamkittie

New York, NY

March 2006

MAR 10, 2008 01:49 PM

^^^that made me chuckle.

Volkov

San Antonio, TX

OLD SKOOL

MAR 10, 2008 02:46 PM

that is not, thankfuly, me. but I remember watching it happen.

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Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

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July 2007

MAR 09, 2008 08:43 PM

Colorado Springs, CO

July 2003

MAR 09, 2008 09:35 PM

Portland, OR

October 2005

MAR 09, 2008 09:46 PM

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

MAR 09, 2008 10:11 PM

I'm lost

November 2005

MAR 09, 2008 10:31 PM

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July 2005

MAR 10, 2008 06:04 AM

New York, NY

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MAR 10, 2008 01:49 PM

San Antonio, TX

OLD SKOOL

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