Things that are inherently evil ?

I have begun a list:

Uncomfortable shoes
Anything you can stub your toe on
The Homepride Man
The Bisto Kids
Geography Teachers
Dentists
Guns (any weapon)
Hail Stones
Tequila
Policemen with cross-eyes
Anything by Cristina Agulerra ( If I spelled that right I would now be under her curse)
People with names I cant spell
Fingerless gloves
Simon Cowell
Soar throats
Tacky holiday gift shops
Starbucks
Mc Donald’s
Mordor
Lucifer
The stuff left by stickers after you try to peel them away.

Hitler
flat soda
Fords
athlete's foot
Zima
Disney
Ska
and Tang

Yeah Ska was always a little suspect?

jean jackets
poison fans
phillip morris
monthly cramps
being poor
carrot top
the word "like"

Everything fades into nothing when compared to ....

The Microsoft Paperclip

Quite possibly the most friggin evil thing on this planet

lol- you guys forgot about sharks.

TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!

the Olsen twins
Webster
Tattoo (fantasy Island)
The pope
The Bible
The dancing baby
the green space llama
Mark Hamill
Sigfried and Roy
Ill tempered mutant sea bass
Old people
babies
pomeranians
the letter "g"
dolphins
George W Bush
pubic hair
Ricky Martin
clowns
midgets
yo yos
Ghost Rider

LOL- I love half the things on BangaBrothers list.
Love as in (dont hate). LOL

Edited to say- ESPECIALLY the letter G.
What the fuck is wrong with you?



[Edited on Oct 05, 2003 by ElleBelle]

Its absolutely ludicrous

Sorry, bb, but pubic hair is on the inherently good list. Forever.

dont forget midgets, and gohst rider....they both totally rock

And I suspect the green space llama might actually BE god.






[Edited on Oct 05, 2003 by Faust]

Some would suggest Satan, but I dunno how I could call my best friend evil when he's done so much for me.

Yeah and he cant even box these days so , what actually is he good for .I hate people who have made millions then moan about how in debt they are, especialy when they travel around the world spending millions on usless crap.

I will add to my list.

Poor spelling
Bad grammar
Steamed cauliflower

spiders
false smiles
H.R. Puff 'n' Stuff (however it is spelled)
very tiny full grown dogs
bad sex
falling from great heights
catherine zeta-jones
beds that have only one comfortable side...and that's where your lover sleeps.
friendster.com
Michael Moore
unexplainably small paychecks
and SPIDERS!!!!!!!!

dolphins
leprechauns
clowns
but most especially:

FUCKING TIP STEALERS

david blaine
beanie babies
happy meals
teletubbies
barney
childrens advertising in the run up to christmas
tampons
multiple x-men titles
bird poop
very fast spiders


i guess we could all go on forever with this stuff....

1.John Mayer
2.The Denver Broncos
3.the I.R.S.
4.people that smell bad
5.Monday

CD/DVD packaging
Skinheads
NASCAR
DMT
Catholic Priest
Cavali
pop-up-advertisments
Charlton Heston
FireWater (cinnamon schnapps)
Don King's hair
Kenny G's music
Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels
clowns
deNiro in Taxi Driver
zombies
Jack Nicholson in The Shinning
Lifetime Orginal Movies
Glen Danzig (in a good way)
9th grade health class
Mr. Blonde
The "Barbie Girl" Song

"time is money" [ time = money ] - "women take up time and money" [ women = time * money ] - so: [ women = (money)2 ] - "money is the root of all evil" -> evil is money squared [ evil = (money)2 ] - so: [ evil = (money)2 = women ]

Christian rock
cats
small children
the Best New Artist Grammy
movies starring SNL cast members other than Mike Myers