I'm truthfully not very good at naming stuff, but my sister is. she helped me name my car (Sexy Nigga) and she once named all of her toes. I can't for the life of me remember their names.
My car was always called the Metallicamobile. I don't remember who named it that, I know where it came from though. It is a 87' escort hatchback wagon. It is atleast 3 colors, and until the last time I got rear-ended it had the Metallica splash logo sticker across the hatchback window. No matter how dirty the car was, that sticker always seemed to stay clean...What a piece of shit, haha. It's been a great piece of this though.
Its name was later changed to Tank because I have been rear-ended 3 times now, twice by F150 trucks when I was at a complete stop. I drove my car home after every accident, and still drive it everyday...the tank will live forever, hopefully.
My brothers and I tend to preface everything with The. It's not A suburban, or Our suburban. It's THE Suburban, which implies that for some reason ours in the only real one, and every other suburban in the world is a pale shadow of the glory that is our rusty ligth truck.
My (black) pickup is named Ol' Blue 8, as was my red pickup Ol Blue 7, and my pink escort race car Ol Blue 6, and my Ford probe Ol Blue 5 and my mustang Ol Blue 4, and my dads brown pickup OB 3 and his caddi OB 2, and his "Old Blue" Ford Bronco was Ol Blue #1 DOnt much call it that anymore but most cars I have will follow suit for the rest of my life.
tomahto
San Bruno, CA
June 2003
OCT 05, 2003 04:50 PM