I have all the socks in the world.

I have the socks, all of them in the world and I'm not sharing. You'll have cold toes forever, you sodden peasants. So there. Suffer.

how strange, since i have socks on. but i do have some socks you can have. they have toes in them.

5 little toe holes for 5 little toes.

And I have all of your gloves! Haha Winters coming!!!

*Pokes out lip and hangs head while kicking the air
with his bare foot and trying to hold back a tear*

I love Sakita.- she knows how much I hate socks.
Never wear the damn things EVER! stockings are okay.- If Im going out.

that anger guy always messes it up FOR EVERYONE.
hording all the socks! so rude.

Borts Fire Icon is making me toasty!

So that's where they're going after I lose them in the dryer. You bastard!

I guess it would be pointless to try to sew any huh?....

NO! You can't have mine, they're too cool. I have socks with monkeys, piggies, puppies, and kitties, and a whole hell of a lot more. I am very proud of my socks. +o)

I found a copy of his evil plan

step 1. Steal socks
step 2.
step 3. Profit!

Genius!

As far as I know. You do have all the sock in the world. I am bare foot at the moment.

Slashdot!

muwahaha
you missed some!
i still have TWO drawers full!
now what!!!!

Slashdot? Nay says I, Fark more like. Slashdot are nuttin but theives I tells thee.

no wonder i keep buying them but keep having less... thank god i finally found out...

in the past 2 months i've bought 3 6-packs of white socks to add to what should have been 12 pair already...

i can't find 2 that match (those last 3 packs were identical) and i can only find about 5 total.

and it's getting too cold for flipflops.