Things I don't understand:

Oh, no. They're back.

-TM

They never stop being funny. I mean, I can make myself feel better by looking at pictures of kids with genetic disorders, or by watching American Gladiator. but those douchebags just make me feel like I am basically the coolest son of a bitch on the planet because I'm not them.

It has always been amusing to observe the effects of an underdevelopped male brain being flooded with the bodily fluids of manliness - how do you call them ? testosterone ? - especially when the said brain is not distracted by work, studies or war. The effect is usually disastrous.

In my time, these individuals are easily to spot due to their unconvential yet strictly uniform fashion: Powdered wigs, the stockings under the knee-long breeches, the justaucorps stiffened to increase the fullness over the hips - in one word: ridiculous. They use to come in small flocks. Their behaviour is usually obstreperous, they treat ladies with disrespect and pass their time dueling and playing with muskets and bragging and other activities they consider "virile". Pathetic.

It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate me and you. Am I wrong?

really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.

Me? An impostor? Not the real king? I'm the firstborn son of king Louis XIII of France - if I'm not the rightful king of France and Navarre, who is it then? Monsieur, my brother?

As for my bad english, you may have noticed that I am french.

(Et, s'il vous plaît, les français, je vous serais reconnaissant de ne pas mentionner mon mauvais français - parce que ça j'aurais du mal à expliquer...)

that told him.

Why I see good looking girl with guys who look just as good as me, yet those same girls always look away really fast when I try to make eye contact with them.

Sadly they rarely engage in dueling and generally live long enough to breed in this century.

are you trying to get beheaded? Insulting the king will only get you drawn and quartered.

that's hardcore!

here is one i don't understand.

When in a debate with someone about politics, and you're discussing foreign relations between two countries that are not the United States, and really have nothing to do with the United States, why do people who live in the United States always say "Well here in the United States, they do this", why do people who constantly bitch about this country, and show so much hate towards it, stay in it?

Why not move to Canada? I heard everyone is friendly in Canada.

why you all defending the king an shit. daaaanng.

my excuse is that im a product of 21st century ign'ance. I hold centuries old kings to a higher standard.

Sorry, no habla espanol. sounds real pretty though.

+1

Seems like Mr. Ho got a little rusty during his hiatus.

Why I get spam e-mails that begin "Sorry to interrupt you at this time of the day...."