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thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAR 02, 2008 11:40 AM

MrStitches said:

Sydni said:
People who don't realize their fake tan makes them orange. YOU'RE FUCKING ORANGE!!
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?


You may or may not want to check out this link depending on how much you like to poke your own pet peeves.


Oh, no. They're back.

-TM

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

MAR 02, 2008 01:01 PM

thefreak said:

MrStitches said:

Sydni said:
People who don't realize their fake tan makes them orange. YOU'RE FUCKING ORANGE!!
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?


You may or may not want to check out this link depending on how much you like to poke your own pet peeves.


Oh, no. They're back.

-TM



They never stop being funny. I mean, I can make myself feel better by looking at pictures of kids with genetic disorders, or by watching American Gladiator. but those douchebags just make me feel like I am basically the coolest son of a bitch on the planet because I'm not them.

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

MAR 02, 2008 01:04 PM

MrStitches said:
You may or may not want to check out this link depending on how much you like to poke your own pet peeves.



It has always been amusing to observe the effects of an underdevelopped male brain being flooded with the bodily fluids of manliness - how do you call them ? testosterone ? - especially when the said brain is not distracted by work, studies or war. The effect is usually disastrous.

In my time, these individuals are easily to spot due to their unconvential yet strictly uniform fashion: Powdered wigs, the stockings under the knee-long breeches, the justaucorps stiffened to increase the fullness over the hips - in one word: ridiculous. They use to come in small flocks. Their behaviour is usually obstreperous, they treat ladies with disrespect and pass their time dueling and playing with muskets and bragging and other activities they consider "virile". Pathetic.

It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate me and you. Am I wrong?

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

MAR 02, 2008 01:15 PM

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

MAR 02, 2008 01:47 PM

attn_ho said:
really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.



Me? An impostor? Not the real king? I'm the firstborn son of king Louis XIII of France - if I'm not the rightful king of France and Navarre, who is it then? Monsieur, my brother?

As for my bad english, you may have noticed that I am french.

(Et, s'il vous plaît, les français, je vous serais reconnaissant de ne pas mentionner mon mauvais français - parce que ça j'aurais du mal à expliquer...)

Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAR 02, 2008 02:25 PM

that told him.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 02, 2008 02:31 PM

attn_ho said:

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.



Hold the phone. I'll grant that "don't have changed" isn't the best grammar, but did you change "separate me and you" to "separate you and I?" Because it is properly "me and you."

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAR 02, 2008 02:33 PM

Why I see good looking girl with guys who look just as good as me, yet those same girls always look away really fast when I try to make eye contact with them.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 02, 2008 02:41 PM

attn_ho said:

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.



The mistakes are not those of the august King Louis the XIV, but rather those of his court engineer and faulty workings of the future reaching writing machine.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

MAR 02, 2008 02:45 PM

Louis_XIV said:

MrStitches said:
You may or may not want to check out this link depending on how much you like to poke your own pet peeves.



It has always been amusing to observe the effects of an underdevelopped male brain being flooded with the bodily fluids of manliness - how do you call them ? testosterone ? - especially when the said brain is not distracted by work, studies or war. The effect is usually disastrous.

In my time, these individuals are easily to spot due to their unconvential yet strictly uniform fashion: Powdered wigs, the stockings under the knee-long breeches, the justaucorps stiffened to increase the fullness over the hips - in one word: ridiculous. They use to come in small flocks. Their behaviour is usually obstreperous, they treat ladies with disrespect and pass their time dueling and playing with muskets and bragging and other activities they consider "virile". Pathetic.

It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate me and you. Am I wrong?



Sadly they rarely engage in dueling and generally live long enough to breed in this century.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

MAR 02, 2008 02:46 PM

attn_ho said:

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.



are you trying to get beheaded? Insulting the king will only get you drawn and quartered.

that's hardcore!

tongue

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

MAR 02, 2008 03:00 PM

here is one i don't understand.

When in a debate with someone about politics, and you're discussing foreign relations between two countries that are not the United States, and really have nothing to do with the United States, why do people who live in the United States always say "Well here in the United States, they do this", why do people who constantly bitch about this country, and show so much hate towards it, stay in it?

Why not move to Canada? I heard everyone is friendly in Canada.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

MAR 02, 2008 03:01 PM

Roethke said:

attn_ho said:

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.



The mistakes are not those of the august King Louis the XIV, but rather those of his court engineer and faulty workings of the future reaching writing machine.



why you all defending the king an shit. daaaanng.

Thistle said:


Hold the phone. I'll grant that "don't have changed" isn't the best grammar, but did you change "separate me and you" to "separate you and I?" Because it is properly "me and you.



my excuse is that im a product of 21st century ign'ance. I hold centuries old kings to a higher standard.

Louis_XIV said:

(Et, s'il vous plaît, les français, je vous serais reconnaissant de ne pas mentionner mon mauvais français - parce que ça j'aurais du mal à expliquer...)



Sorry, no habla espanol. sounds real pretty though.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

MAR 02, 2008 04:31 PM

DevilsReject said:
here is one i don't understand.

When in a debate with someone about politics, and you're discussing foreign relations between two countries that are not the United States, and really have nothing to do with the United States, why do people who live in the United States always say "Well here in the United States, they do this", why do people who constantly bitch about this country, and show so much hate towards it, stay in it?

Why not move to Canada? I heard everyone is friendly in Canada.



+1

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 02, 2008 04:40 PM

attn_ho said:

Roethke said:

attn_ho said:

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.



The mistakes are not those of the august King Louis the XIV, but rather those of his court engineer and faulty workings of the future reaching writing machine.



why you all defending the king an shit. daaaanng.


I can't help it, attn. I'm a sucker for men in ringlets.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

MAR 02, 2008 05:12 PM

Thistle said:

attn_ho said:

Louis_XIV said:
They used to come in small flocks.
It seems that things don't have changed so much during the centuries that separate you and I . Am I wrong?



really, louis, can your english be so poor? Im beginning to think youre not the real king, but a lowly impostor.

lol.



Hold the phone. I'll grant that "don't have changed" isn't the best grammar, but did you change "separate me and you" to "separate you and I?" Because it is properly "me and you."



Seems like Mr. Ho got a little rusty during his hiatus. tongue

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

MAR 03, 2008 03:35 PM

Why I get spam e-mails that begin "Sorry to interrupt you at this time of the day...."

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

MAR 03, 2008 03:38 PM

bald_eagle said:

MrStitches said:

Sydni said:
People who don't realize their fake tan makes them orange. YOU'RE FUCKING ORANGE!!
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?



You may or may not want to check out this link depending on how much you like to poke your own pet peeves.



Wow! Were they trying to be funny, or just really stupid?



You know they aren't capable of funny on purpose.

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