Things I don't understand:

You can't let children outside unsupervised now because they'll get molested. The world is big and scary. Stay inside and play on Myspace.

remember, the children are our future. we must think of them.

Why people like The Boondock Saints and Kevin Smith movies

Diablo Cody's Oscar (!?)

THANK YOU.

+1

I have an army hat. It has 'instructions' inside the cap.

1) Do not wear in cold weather environments. (although it has lined, fold-down ear covers)
2) If cap is worn under helmet, helmet head band may require readjustment for proper fit and comfort.



i would love to see the instructions for something dangerous.

People who stop at the top of the escalator before they step off. It's not that hard, people. You can take it on the fly, I promise.

I called the Academy and told them I was a quirky cynic from backwater Minnesota.

I'm sure my Oscar is in the mail.

People who drive Hummers, but live downtown in a big-ish city. How does that thing even fit into the parking garage? I look at you and point and laugh because I can fit into 90% of the parking spaces that you cannot.

Going to a "dollar drink night" at a country bar in a large city only to have the regulars looking at you as if you are strange because you aren't decked out in cowboy boots, a large belt buckle, a hat, and a multi-colored rodeo shirt.

Trucker hats. Who invented them? Why John Deere? Why are they still here? Do deer ignore the hunters with big meshy heads and run away from hunters with smaller heads?

AngelDevoid, or even better:

Hunting for sport. It's completely unnecessary.

I think the "play-date" is for the adults as much as the children.

I really need to build a fort or tree house. That would be FUN.

- Champale
- lo-carb anything
- Soy bacon
- The non-stop production of "American Pie" sequels.

people who think "According to Jim" and "Two and a Half Men" are funny.

The career of Ricky Gervais.

Television.

Dork...

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to add something I hate. Hmm... TUCKER CARLSON!

Oooh, I'm going to go start a hate Tucker thread...

Hey, those things are tricky!

And why do they call it taking a dump, anyway? You're not taking it anywhere. They should call it leaving a dump.

Dunno, I also can't figure out why a "near-miss" isn't considered an accident. Seems like that would be a "near-hit."

Why they haven't gotten rid of laugh tracks yet.

No shit. That was one of the things I love about Scrubs the most...especially the episode where they used laugh tracks/applause.