NatasKaput said:
hey guess what i'm gonna open a bar too, it is gonna have the loudest most annoying jukebox in town, we are gonna serve stiff drink butt cheap of the crappiest quality booze, there will be no mixers what so ever, if you asked you get punched. the only decora will be breakable, the wall will be litter with those embrassing photos of your drunk ass. and there will be no fucking pool tables only bubble hokey and and the arcade version of 720
oh and there will be fernet, cuz that is a rowdy drunk
Have you ever been to a bar? You want to give your customers breathalizer tests to see when they've had too much? Well, most people will blow over the legal limit after 2 drinks. But you won't have to really worry about it because you won't have any customers anyway.
See now, THAT is what I meant when I said I wouldn't go to a bar that administered breathalyzer tests. I understand if you are being a belligerent bastard that a bar has the right to cut your ass off, but I don't need a bar to tell me when I need to go home so long as I'm not bothering anybody but my own liver.
Big Brother wants you to put his tube in your mouth and blow.
NatasKaput said:
hey guess what i'm gonna open a bar too, it is gonna have the loudest most annoying jukebox in town, we are gonna serve stiff drink butt cheap of the crappiest quality booze, there will be no mixers what so ever, if you asked you get punched. the only decora will be breakable, the wall will be litter with those embrassing photos of your drunk ass. and there will be no fucking pool tables only bubble hokey and and the arcade version of 720
oh and there will be fernet, cuz that is a rowdy drunk
NatasKaput said:
hey guess what i'm gonna open a bar too, it is gonna have the loudest most annoying jukebox in town, we are gonna serve stiff drink butt cheap of the crappiest quality booze, there will be no mixers what so ever, if you asked you get punched. the only decora will be breakable, the wall will be litter with those embrassing photos of your drunk ass. and there will be no fucking pool tables only bubble hokey and and the arcade version of 720
oh and there will be fernet, cuz that is a rowdy drunk
Welcome to Pop's!
well that save me a allot of effort of opening and running a bar
NatasKaput
Bozeman, MT
December 2002
FEB 25, 2008 10:02 AM