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NatasKaput

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT
December 2002

FEB 25, 2008 10:02 AM

PeaArrOhSeeKay said:

NatasKaput said:
hey guess what i'm gonna open a bar too, it is gonna have the loudest most annoying jukebox in town, we are gonna serve stiff drink butt cheap of the crappiest quality booze, there will be no mixers what so ever, if you asked you get punched. the only decora will be breakable, the wall will be litter with those embrassing photos of your drunk ass. and there will be no fucking pool tables only bubble hokey and and the arcade version of 720

oh and there will be fernet, cuz that is a rowdy drunk



I understood like 9% of that. confused


sorry i don't speak bro brah, only asshole

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

FEB 25, 2008 10:09 AM

darling0 said:

lil_tuffy said:


Have you ever been to a bar? You want to give your customers breathalizer tests to see when they've had too much? Well, most people will blow over the legal limit after 2 drinks. But you won't have to really worry about it because you won't have any customers anyway.



See now, THAT is what I meant when I said I wouldn't go to a bar that administered breathalyzer tests. I understand if you are being a belligerent bastard that a bar has the right to cut your ass off, but I don't need a bar to tell me when I need to go home so long as I'm not bothering anybody but my own liver. wink



Big Brother wants you to put his tube in your mouth and blow.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

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San Francisco, CA

FEB 25, 2008 11:19 AM

NatasKaput said:
hey guess what i'm gonna open a bar too, it is gonna have the loudest most annoying jukebox in town, we are gonna serve stiff drink butt cheap of the crappiest quality booze, there will be no mixers what so ever, if you asked you get punched. the only decora will be breakable, the wall will be litter with those embrassing photos of your drunk ass. and there will be no fucking pool tables only bubble hokey and and the arcade version of 720

oh and there will be fernet, cuz that is a rowdy drunk



Welcome to Pop's!

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 25, 2008 06:16 PM

lil_tuffy said:

Why am I being called a hipster again?



Because I desperately wish I could be as awesome as you and I call you a hipster to make myself feel better.


blackeyed

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

FEB 25, 2008 06:24 PM

Oh. I don't care. I just have a hard time figuring out why I'm a hipster when I haven't really changed my style since 1986.

Oh well.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 25, 2008 07:02 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Oh. I don't care. I just have a hard time figuring out why I'm a hipster when I haven't really changed my style since 1986.

Oh well.



Because hipster is a generic mildly insulting word for people who are cooler than me?

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

FEB 25, 2008 07:07 PM

Hipster is totally relative. Around my lawyer friends, I'm totally a hipster. Around real hipsters, I'm such a poser.

I like that.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

FEB 25, 2008 08:10 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Oh. I don't care. I just have a hard time figuring out why I'm a hipster when I haven't really changed my style since 1986.

Oh well.



Evidently tuffness is timeless.

NatasKaput

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT
December 2002

FEB 26, 2008 07:04 PM

lil_tuffy said:

NatasKaput said:
hey guess what i'm gonna open a bar too, it is gonna have the loudest most annoying jukebox in town, we are gonna serve stiff drink butt cheap of the crappiest quality booze, there will be no mixers what so ever, if you asked you get punched. the only decora will be breakable, the wall will be litter with those embrassing photos of your drunk ass. and there will be no fucking pool tables only bubble hokey and and the arcade version of 720

oh and there will be fernet, cuz that is a rowdy drunk



Welcome to Pop's!



well that save me a allot of effort of opening and running a bar

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