Dear Pennsylvania:

Joey Vento is the head of Geno's Steaks in Philly. He lives in New Jersey. He's also famous for being a dirtbag who has "speak English" stickers all over his shithole. New Jersey has also, with Vento's help, been trying to get English declared their "official language". The Youse and youse's was a crack at how you all speak.

Dear New Jersey,
How does it feel to need a New Yorker translate for you?

Keep those tomatoes coming,
New York

Dear PA:

I love the smell of your air. No really, I do. Whenever I visit Hummelstown I'm always amazed at how clean it smells. I'll never forget it.

Thanks,
City Boi

I know who Joey Vento is. I know about the attempt to make English the official language. And the "youse" is about as current and funny as "what exit?"

Dear New York,

How does it feel to not be able to tell when someone is being dismissive? Also....John Gotti was a legitimate business man with impeccable diction.

--New Jersey

Man, this thread somehow got less funny. I retract all previous posts with a put option for future jokes.

That wasn't aimed at you.

also....it was a Big Lebowski reference.

How does it feel to have to "pretend" to be ignorant in order to be dismissive? Is it like when a junior high school girl pretends to be dumb to get the guy? Because that would be pretty accurate.

Here's hoping you get that baseball team,
New York.

I don't know what you're talking about.

i'm going to have to award this match to Cash.

Naw, it's a draw at this point. Tie breaker time?

Break out the disco fries.