Dear Pennsylvania:

Dear Pennsylvania,

Stay out of the left-hand lane, douchebags!

Love,

New Jersey

Dear New Jersey,

Get the hell out of our way.
Thanks!

Pennsylvania

Dear Ohio,

I have never been to you. One day I might. Please send me flowers for my birthday. Thank you.

Love,

New York.

it is against the law here now to drive in the left " hammer" lane unless passing. i wish they'd enforce it a little better. and going 1/2 mph faster than the other guy is not passing....

I was just being a smartass ... I hate the left-hand lane driving people, too.

Dear Coast-Dwellers,

You don't have a monopoly on cool.

Sincerely,
Keith

Dear US:

Please bring some of those Cinnabon shops to Guatemala...

Thank you!

There are an inordinate number of Pennsylvania drivers in New Jersey who plod along in the left hand lane, and refuse to get over.

The Left hand lane in NJ is for SOOOOPER fast driving.

Massachusetts


Enough said!

HA! We Michiganders have gravel trains in the left lane. Ever been passed by an 82-ton, twin-trailered truck with 30-odd wheels? Or, even better, tried to pass said truck when it's bouncing across three lanes?

No? Then quityerbitchin'.

Dear USA,

i still love you...and i miss talking to you.

Love France.

That is so incedibly true. I always thought the drivers around here were bad until I spent a few weeks in Boston. My first day there I had to drive a rental car from Logan to Waltham (not knowing where the hell I was going) in a teeming rain and can honestly say I was scared for my life.

Even in the rain no one on the Mass Pike was doing less than 80, and that's not an exagerration.

You know, one day we're going to cut the bridges and float you out to sea so we can have beach-front property.

BULLSHIT!!! Philly Drivers may be the worst drivers ever. they should rename the town "lets all tailgate and them slam on the breaks at the slightest curve because were too bad at driving to take a curve in the highway faster than 30 mph"

This is why SGNJ and SGPhilly will never unite.

Some of my favorite people are from Jersey.

Hey!! Let's not generalize here people!!

I might drive too fast sometimes, but I do so in a safe (yet still aggressive) way. I don't tailgate, I use the left lane only for passing, and I signal all of my lane changes.

Oh yeah ... and I'm a Philly driver.

I've been driving for as long as some of the people on this site have been alive and I've only ever been involved in one accident, and in that case I was rear-ended while my car wasn't even moving.

The kicker? I was hit by a Jersey driver.

So there!

That's true......if "driving better" means plodding along at 50 mph in the fast lane....and getting completely baffled at the concept of a traffic circle.

I hate the fucking traffic circles. They don't confuse me because I worked a number of years in NJ ... I just hate them.

yea but that would look really tacky on a post card.

double posts suck

[Edited on Sep 30, 2003 by Kayla]

Ha-ha......

Dear Pennsylvania,

Thanks for taking all of your tourists back after Labor Day.

Love,

The Jersey Shore.

Ha-ha......

Dear Pennsylvania,

Thanks for taking all of your tourists back after Labor Day.

Love,

The Jersey Shore.

Dear New York,

Don't bother, there is nothing exciting to see here.

No, seriously.

Sincerely,

Ohio