Dear MisterSatan: My stomach is way better than yours right now.

I have chicken. You do not.
I have cheese sticks. I assume that you do not.
I wash it all down with Kool-Aid, which you almost certainly do not. That is all. My chicken, none of which is yours, awaits me.



*Pic fixed for old time's sake.

[Edited on Jul 26, 2004 by UnnecessaryZ]

that is frightening.

Please eat that bunny smiley and the pancake on its head!!

Thanks for making me nearly spew Red Bull out of my nose

And I adore that bunny icon. That site still gets me every time.

But be nice to Mister Satan!

[Edited on Sep 26, 2003 by elisabeth]

I wish I had cheesesticks and Kool-Aid

Z, I had hookers and cocaine for dinner.

Oh, and did anyone ever tell you that you look like a goddamned goblin?

I use to have the face of an angel, but I was constantly picked on. Since my daring reconstructive surgery, courtesy of Von Doom Hospital, I haven't had a single incident.

PS - Where's my Rat Fink picture, bitch?!

You know, for someone who should be under a bridge, eating children, you sure are an impatient little troll. I'll get you your picture as soon as I'm done kicking the hooker out of my bed.

You said I was a goblin, now I"m a troll. Where'd you get your genius degree from, Mr. Genius? Mt. Saint Dumbass? Zing! On an unrelated note, I am a tattered mess of shattered feelings.

[Edited on Sep 27, 2003 by UnnecessaryZ]

hahahahahaha
it's this kind of shit that keeps me on the site
(yeah i know, you're all so goddamned relieved)

Best thread.

Ever.

Boys, boys, BOYS!!!!

Go to your rooms this instant. I don't want to hear another peep out of either of you. There will be no chicken, cheese sticks, or Kool-Aid for anyone until you decide to start acting like gentlemen. Have I made myself clear?

Just wait til your father gets home!!

Is that the official Ninja Diet (tm)?

Yes. Of this ninja:

hahahahaha....i just spit sprite everywhere you bastards.

That's so fucking hot.

Hehehehe.

I just hadda bump it.

*jealous*

Man. I'm hungry.

That cheesestick looks good enough to...

WELL! You get the idea.

Are you trying to taint my entry into the cutest boy contest?

*nods* Ezzactly.



But to fool them, I could vote for you. But oh well. I'm too lazy to go back to that thread.

My life sucks. Thanks, Satan, for betting me to make this thread.