are YOU a metrosexual?

metrosexual (MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side. metrosexuality n.

check out this article. you can also take test to see if you are in fact a metro.

how do you hell your folks this?
me: mom, dad, i'm a metrosexual...
parents:*shot x 2*
me: *dead*

well, at least the pattern is clear and consistent for me.

Uuhhh... anyone got some old copies of GQ?

*rolling on the floor laughing my ass off*

Good Lord, my dad has a man purse, does his own nails, reads GQ!!

Gawd! My father is a METROSEXUAL!

:/ He has'nt come out yet, should i confront him? Or let him tell me himself?

see, and i thought this thread was going to be about obscene acts with subway cars....

articles about metrosexuals are everywhere
i guess i am one
kinda
maybe

It's true. It's true..... I am a metrosexual

metrosexual = hip new way to say in the closet homo...

you are all a bunch of penis eaters.. just admit it.

I always thought i was meteorsexual. I only have sex when there is a meteor shower

Me? Nope. Never fucked on the subway.

haha. look at you in your oh-so-fashionable lip service wardrobe, you metrosexual.

I got 0 out of 12 right. The survey said I was a "lost Cause"

I guess that's fancy-boy talk for "still have testicles"

i have no idea what you're talking about. i'm really punk.. i only wear clothes i get from good will, and i spike my hair in a mohawk cause it's so alternative and not trendy at all. then i go hang out at coffee shops.
lip-service isnt for metrosexuals.. it's for HOMOsexuals like solisis.

Here's a relevant quote from my very first journal entry, which I also refer to as Genesis.

"When you talk to someone from NYC, they usually fail to mention the new New York. The pussified New York. When the old mayor, portrayed by 'Vampires' James Woods, made all the crime magically disappear, it gave people moving to the city a chance to do something other than be afraid. Namely, it gave them the chance to suck hard. Never before has being a rat-soup eating honkey mother fucker been so easy..."

hey guess what, im a lost cause......wooooooooo hoooooooo!!!!!!!

lol. lost cause. one out of 12.

Fuck no. I'm just a good ol' country boy.

The funny thing is that the Queer Eye guys would find precious little to do at my house except tell me that I decorate like an old queen not a young one, and yet somehow I'm not a metrosexual according to them.

There is a good link in this thread aswell.

[Edited on Sep 26, 2003 by Cherie]

Thank God! I'm a lost cause. 1 out of 12.

a35mmlife - metrosexualis maxximus.

0-12 ... but I guess I already knew that.

Shit, I don't even own a comb or a brush and all I ever wear are Levi's, t-shirts, and sneakers.

I used to be a flaming metro back in the early 80s mod days, but it was WAY too much work for minimal payoff.

did any of you guys read the other articles in this thing... now that is some funny shit.

Metrosexual is a weaponsgrade term