NEWS: Shit Happens

Someone needs to make that happen.

I think this is why I only do laundry when I can stay in the laundry room and keep an eye on my stuff.

Someone in the dorms used to throw onions in with peoples laundry, and that is pretty much impossible to get the smell out of your clothes.

Jeesh! Dude definately has some issues. He should of just tossed the laundry in a pile on the floor if he was that worked up over it.

Silly me. I use my computer, printer, and degree in graphic design to make a sign. Then post it in the laundry room. It goes something like this:

"The wash cycle is about 35 minutes long. Please move get your laundry when it is done."


I should add a picture of poop or something.

I don't know, maybe I feel for the guy...

When I was a kid I used to sleepwalk and for a while when I was sleeping downstairs I'd walk into the laundry room thinking it was the bathroom, open the dryer door and take a leak.

My mom couldn't figure out what was wrong with her fabric softener and why everyone's clothes smelled strangely like piss.

This will make it easier when the laundry is busy. I'll be able to soothe my impatience by being thankful no one is shitting in my shoes or t-shirts.

before I dropped a deuce in their laundry...I like to think I'd leave a note. If that didn't work...maybe wait by that particular machine & ask them not to leave their laundry unattended for unreasonable amounts of time.

What I'm getting at...is that for me personally...I'd like to think there is a very long list of things I'd do BEFORE it came to dropping the kids off at the pool.

remember that time in high school when tommy shit in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket, pulled some toilet paper off the shelves, wiped his ass, and walked out?

that was hilarious,

good weed, good times.

HAHAH!, this dawgz my heero!

it was like the time i was werking at Wendy's and i took a shit in the contayner that we used too make the chocolate milkshakes.

HAHAH!

You are a sad, sad little man. My heart breaks for you....and your undoubtedly disappointed father.

A hepatitis shake! LOL!!1 Awesome!

The note got blown away some time ago. So I had to put the note up again. We have had someones laundry camping out for a time. And two of the dryers are broke.

I should leave a copy of the news story in the dryer.