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crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 21, 2008 07:28 PM

wildswan said:

Bastardo said:

Zarth said:
I have not given anyone permission to shit in my shoes, and I am disturbed.



If this line doesn't belong as a caption to a lolcat pic than I don't what should.



True dat.


Someone needs to make that happen.

xfinitex

xfinitex

East Lansing, MI
August 2005

JAN 23, 2008 12:30 PM

I think this is why I only do laundry when I can stay in the laundry room and keep an eye on my stuff.

Someone in the dorms used to throw onions in with peoples laundry, and that is pretty much impossible to get the smell out of your clothes.

seymouria

seymouria

USA
February 2006

JAN 23, 2008 12:46 PM

txknight

txknight

I'm lost
January 2007

JAN 23, 2008 05:46 PM

Jeesh! Dude definately has some issues. He should of just tossed the laundry in a pile on the floor if he was that worked up over it.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 24, 2008 10:18 PM

Silly me. I use my computer, printer, and degree in graphic design to make a sign. Then post it in the laundry room. It goes something like this:

"The wash cycle is about 35 minutes long. Please move get your laundry when it is done."


I should add a picture of poop or something.

PerilousPup

PerilousPup

I'm lost
May 2007

JAN 26, 2008 10:25 PM

I don't know, maybe I feel for the guy...

When I was a kid I used to sleepwalk and for a while when I was sleeping downstairs I'd walk into the laundry room thinking it was the bathroom, open the dryer door and take a leak.

My mom couldn't figure out what was wrong with her fabric softener and why everyone's clothes smelled strangely like piss.

Spica

Spica

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JAN 29, 2008 06:19 AM

I kind of understand this guy. I also have neighbours who invade common places and leave their garbage for everyone to smell and leave their pets to pee and shit on the hallway.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

JAN 29, 2008 07:28 AM

This will make it easier when the laundry is busy. I'll be able to soothe my impatience by being thankful no one is shitting in my shoes or t-shirts.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 29, 2008 08:09 AM

Spica said:
I kind of understand this guy. I also have neighbours who invade common places and leave their garbage for everyone to smell and leave their pets to pee and shit on the hallway.



before I dropped a deuce in their laundry...I like to think I'd leave a note. If that didn't work...maybe wait by that particular machine & ask them not to leave their laundry unattended for unreasonable amounts of time.

What I'm getting at...is that for me personally...I'd like to think there is a very long list of things I'd do BEFORE it came to dropping the kids off at the pool.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JAN 29, 2008 01:04 PM

remember that time in high school when tommy shit in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket, pulled some toilet paper off the shelves, wiped his ass, and walked out?

that was hilarious,

good weed, good times.

DexterMorgan

DexterMorgan

Los Angeles, CA
January 2008

JAN 29, 2008 01:49 PM

HAHAH!, this dawgz my heero!

it was like the time i was werking at Wendy's and i took a shit in the contayner that we used too make the chocolate milkshakes.

HAHAH!

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 29, 2008 01:57 PM

belligerentTaco said:
HAHAH!, this dawgz my heero!

it was like the time i was werking at Wendy's and i took a shit in the contayner that we used too make the chocolate milkshakes.

HAHAH!



You are a sad, sad little man. My heart breaks for you....and your undoubtedly disappointed father.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JAN 29, 2008 02:48 PM

belligerentTaco said:
HAHAH!, this dawgz my heero!

it was like the time i was werking at Wendy's and i took a shit in the contayner that we used too make the chocolate milkshakes.

HAHAH!




A hepatitis shake! LOL!!1 Awesome!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 29, 2008 09:49 PM

The note got blown away some time ago. So I had to put the note up again. We have had someones laundry camping out for a time. And two of the dryers are broke.

I should leave a copy of the news story in the dryer.

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