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Sarc

Sarc

Cincinnati, OH
December 2002

SEP 23, 2003 03:02 PM

Ahhh, memories of YoungLife coming back to haunt me.

*pulls out cross* BACK, FOUL DEMON!

and if God drives an SUV, I'm siding with Satan.

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by Sarcazmo]

Thirty

Thirty

Oman
December 2002

SEP 23, 2003 03:05 PM

I created Satan with my sins!? KICK ASS!!

Amitabha

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV
July 2003

SEP 23, 2003 03:38 PM

you people are getting off topic again.. this is all about singing and rejoycing unto the lord.

hallelu..you know the rest.

handle

handle

I'm lost
July 2003

SEP 23, 2003 03:48 PM

Iv'e got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart (where?)
down in my heart (where?)
down in my heart
Ive got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart
down in my heart to stay.
And if the devil doesnt like it he can sit on a tack(ouch!)
sit on a tack(ouch!)
sit on a tack
And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack
sit on a tack to stay!


That song illustrates more points then I care to list right now,

PitPat

PitPat

Coralville, IA
August 2003

SEP 23, 2003 03:50 PM

Nothing can thwart the devils evil doing like a tack in the ass. All the powers of darkness and evil are no match for an upside down thumb-tack.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

SEP 23, 2003 04:32 PM

You know me - I don't need no introduction and shit
Ride Bentley's 'round the city on buttons, ya bitch
Arm hangin', wrist blingin' - just stun'n and shit

Jesus Christ - #1 stunna

Amitabha

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV
July 2003

SEP 23, 2003 04:40 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
You know me - I don't need no introduction and shit
Ride Bentley's 'round the city on buttons, ya bitch
Arm hangin', wrist blingin' - just stun'n and shit

Jesus Christ - #1 stunna



Jesus rides spinners.

Thirty

Thirty

Oman
December 2002

SEP 23, 2003 04:45 PM

I see the same commercial for Jesusmusic several dozen times a day on Cartoon Network. I think it's a ploy to brainwash kids into believing in God. Or to listen to bad music. One of the two.

James_

James_

United Kingdom
March 2003

SEP 23, 2003 05:46 PM

We must be saved-uh! The Lord is powerful and he will smote the sinners and send them to everlasting hell-uh! If you do not live your life for him! then to the lake of fire you will go-uh!

The_Bear

The_Bear

United Kingdom
July 2003

SEP 23, 2003 05:50 PM

Dopalganger

Dopalganger

Drury, MA
January 2003

SEP 23, 2003 05:51 PM


"Cum to Jesus"

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by Doppelganger]

requium

requium

Australia
June 2003

SEP 23, 2003 06:07 PM

This is God . worship him!






[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by bangbrothers]

Bort79

Bort79

Wapakoneta, OH
May 2003

SEP 23, 2003 09:34 PM

Ahhhh God talk!!! Not a place for an Atheist!!! *runs away and hides* biggrin

lostboy

lostboy

Carlisle, PA
November 2002

SEP 23, 2003 09:53 PM

I want to post something very mean and nasty here, but then I would be acting just like the people I used to hear sing that song. tongue

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