Our god...

Ahhh, memories of YoungLife coming back to haunt me.

*pulls out cross* BACK, FOUL DEMON!

and if God drives an SUV, I'm siding with Satan.

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by Sarcazmo]

I created Satan with my sins!? KICK ASS!!

you people are getting off topic again.. this is all about singing and rejoycing unto the lord.

hallelu..you know the rest.

Iv'e got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart (where?)
down in my heart (where?)
down in my heart
Ive got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart
down in my heart to stay.
And if the devil doesnt like it he can sit on a tack(ouch!)
sit on a tack(ouch!)
sit on a tack
And if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack
sit on a tack to stay!


That song illustrates more points then I care to list right now,

Nothing can thwart the devils evil doing like a tack in the ass. All the powers of darkness and evil are no match for an upside down thumb-tack.

You know me - I don't need no introduction and shit
Ride Bentley's 'round the city on buttons, ya bitch
Arm hangin', wrist blingin' - just stun'n and shit

Jesus Christ - #1 stunna

Jesus rides spinners.

I see the same commercial for Jesusmusic several dozen times a day on Cartoon Network. I think it's a ploy to brainwash kids into believing in God. Or to listen to bad music. One of the two.

We must be saved-uh! The Lord is powerful and he will smote the sinners and send them to everlasting hell-uh! If you do not live your life for him! then to the lake of fire you will go-uh!

lookit

"Cum to Jesus"

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by Doppelganger]

This is God . worship him!






[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by bangbrothers]

Ahhhh God talk!!! Not a place for an Atheist!!! *runs away and hides*

I want to post something very mean and nasty here, but then I would be acting just like the people I used to hear sing that song.