If they made an action figure of you, what would it do?

Kill fascists, with any luck

Would probably join this group.

dude....

mine would come with a little laptop, and 9 other computers. you'd have to set them up in a network so you could run everything from the laptop. if you didn't finish in a good time, the action figure would assume the fetal position and would cease to function.

if you got it working, it would actually fix your real computers simply by staring at it. also, you could download little AI programs for it and play Xbox 360 games against it. it would win.

it would also come with an actual, adult komodo dragon that would be delivered at the delivery companies' convenience and would probably eat you.

mine would come with an odd array of plastic pets

Mine would correct your bad grammar--but, like, in a sexy way.

Mine would come with a Build Your Own Taco bar.

mine would flip you off and you could push a button on it's back and it would say "go to hell".
but like with music.

mine would be in a regular sitting position at a keyboard.

Mine would masturbate a lot, lay on the couch and watch Sopranos, drink and smoke cigarettes. And oh yeah, be a complete asshole to everyone.

Would you also come with a boomstick?

Want

mine would come with a selection of victorian dress and black underwear, a bottle of whiskey and would be able to pull a perfect pint of Guinness. it would also keep a selection of great cds playing through out the night while you sleep

i want mighty fists of rage

i would have a rain cloud above my head with lightning coming out and id be all one shade of grey and be able to kill within five metres of my contagous depressive mood,

Mine would be like this, only better.

Mine would use a lot of bad grammar.