If they made an action figure of you, what would it do?

Well? What would it do, what would it look like and what nifty plastic accessories would it come with?

Mine would have a special 'lift glass to lips' action and come with a little keyboard and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Plus when you pulled a string on it's back, it'd insult you using archaic old English insults (you dunderheaded poltroon!)

Mine would come with a variety of guitars and realistic playing action, although the button would be slightly broken so none of the playing sounded any good.

mine would have a manic grin, sunglasses, and come with a selection of axes, chainsaws etc etc. it would come with a miniature cat sidekick, and i think it'd be cool if it had moving eyes or a pull string....

i want karate chop action
for no reason besides it'd be cool as fuck

"Kayla! now with karate chop action"
it just rolls off the tongue.

Very Little...
I'd be one of those 'non-frills' toys that people still love.

[edited to add]

I remember when figures of the A- Team came out, one of the things they emphasized on the adverts as a selling point was that they bent at the knees

Spike

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by Spike]

I suddenly feel like I'm in a Strong Bad email about action figures

My favorite part was the interchangable heads... I was so easily amused putting Mr T's head on Murdock's body. Same thing with He Man toys and their arms. None of the parts were on the right toys at my house.

mine would just wank like a safari park chimp.

you aren't in chat

Drink. Actually they already did. It was on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Happy Time Harry.
It would have a five o'clock shadow and be sitting at a type writer rubbing it's temples and doing shots of old crow.

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by eyeballkid]

A little lever on the back that would open and close my lower jaw when you manipulated it. Do it fast enough and you can recreate my amazing big fucking mouth action! I'd also come with a trampoline and a sock monkey.

Mine would have "Smells like peanut action"

and Eagle Eyes

Chop garlic.

Oh god, that reminds me what happened to Face... I think he/it got dropped, as the peg that held his head on was always going into his body and his head kept coming off

One time at school I got really pissed off at this kid, so I ripped the head off his He-Man, flung it onto the school roof

Spike

mine would be able to do nasty things to the jay mewes action figure

i am the finder of all things.
my action figure would pull any lost item into my grip with just a click!

Mine would come in black jeans and sandals, with a nice white t-shirt. nothing exciting.... on me that is, it would also come with my sidekick.

Well, not sidekick, more like pet.

Ooboo, my pet midget. He'd be wearing a butler tux and would karate chop. and if he got outa line the Seth figure would just tug on the leash a lil

Mine would smoke. That would be badass.

mine would throw a little plastic typewriter at a little wall, curl up into a ball and say "lord damn my genius!." then it would go smoke herbal cigarettes out on its little balcony.
h.s.

[Edited on Sep 23, 2003 by heavenlystranger]

Mine would lick my balls when I jack off, then transform into a giant butt-plug for those moody days when I feel like a bitch.

They already have...

mine would come alive while you sleep and go down on you if youre a girl or steal your money and throw away all your porn if youre a guy.

It would get lost all the time. Once out of the packaging you would never find it again.

mine would poop in your shoes

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