Sometime I masturbate with salami...

...does that make me a bad person???

-:L:J

HELP HELP .............L IS TOUCHING ME WHERE MY BATHING SUIT COVERS .... , AND FORCING ME TO HAVE UNCONSENSUAL SEX WITH PROCCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS..............................................

No it doesn't necessarily make you a <i>bad</i> person. Perhaps one who share infomation a little too freely.
Like my friend Jody in high school felt the need to share with me that the night before he had taken a piece of bologna, put a little water on it, heated it up for 20 seconds and jacked off with it. I believe my response was something along the lines of "Okaaaaay".

It likes to stick the salami where?!?!?!?!?

Is it just plain salami or do you use condiments aswell?

Request to be moved into "DIRTY TALK" forum.

Grown ups are only supposed to touch me there to keep me healty and clean.

I think this would quilify as "dirty talk"

Yes, you are a whore.

just salami
what about cucumbers

Salami is delicious. So is prosciutto.

I thought, yeah, at first, because there are starving people in other countries. But then I figured if they're that hungry they probably would eat it anyway. So, no.

Prosciutto is the shit. But it's quite expensive, so if I hear about anyone masturbating with it (and then not eating it at least), I'll be vaguely irritated.
I can only imagine masturbating with salami would be way too greasy and ugh...the thought of masturbating with any food good is a bit blah to me. For example, I've never understood people who root grapefruits. I never, ever want anything with citric acid in it near my dude.

Or is it simply a Lifestyle choice...?

when i first saw this thread i thought robin started it. does that make me a bad person? lol

I almost thought the same thing. Then I thought : 'Wait. If this was Robin, we'd have some crazy hentai version involving an animated and explicitly phallic salami 'coercing' a female chef to do the dirty.'

Oh, and the salami would have this evil grin on its face. And be armed to the f***** teeth.

Robin needs to come spice up the threads..............