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jagerfairy

jagerfairy

I'm lost
May 2003

SEP 22, 2003 12:10 PM

...does that make me a bad person???

-:L:J

jagerfairy

jagerfairy

I'm lost
May 2003

SEP 22, 2003 12:12 PM

HELP HELP .............L IS TOUCHING ME WHERE MY BATHING SUIT COVERS .... , AND FORCING ME TO HAVE UNCONSENSUAL SEX WITH PROCCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS..............................................

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

SEP 22, 2003 12:26 PM

No it doesn't necessarily make you a <i>bad</i> person. Perhaps one who share infomation a little too freely. biggrin
Like my friend Jody in high school felt the need to share with me that the night before he had taken a piece of bologna, put a little water on it, heated it up for 20 seconds and jacked off with it. I believe my response was something along the lines of "Okaaaaay".

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 22, 2003 12:26 PM

L said:
I hereby deem this thread unclean.

It made me think impure thoughts and I heard that it likes to do it in the butt.

Dirty.

-:L:L




It likes to stick the salami where?!?!?!?!?

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

SEP 22, 2003 12:26 PM

Is it just plain salami or do you use condiments aswell? tongue

Lesa

Lesa

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

SEP 22, 2003 12:27 PM

Request to be moved into "DIRTY TALK" forum.

Xaqary

Xaqary

Portland, OR
November 2002

SEP 22, 2003 12:29 PM

Grown ups are only supposed to touch me there to keep me healty and clean.

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

SEP 22, 2003 12:37 PM

I think this would quilify as "dirty talk"

dilligan

dilligan

Beverly Hills, CA
December 2002

SEP 22, 2003 01:04 PM

Yes, you are a whore.

fiendish

fiendish

USA
December 2002

SEP 22, 2003 01:46 PM

just salami confused
what about cucumbers surreal

Avenged

Avenged

Butte, MT
August 2003

SEP 22, 2003 03:19 PM

Salami is delicious. So is prosciutto.

smokepuppet

smokepuppet

Austin, TX
April 2003

SEP 22, 2003 03:26 PM

jagerfairy said:
...does that make me a bad person???

-:L:J



I thought, yeah, at first, because there are starving people in other countries. But then I figured if they're that hungry they probably would eat it anyway. So, no.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

SEP 22, 2003 03:29 PM

Prosciutto is the shit. But it's quite expensive, so if I hear about anyone masturbating with it (and then not eating it at least), I'll be vaguely irritated.
I can only imagine masturbating with salami would be way too greasy and ugh...the thought of masturbating with any food good is a bit blah to me. For example, I've never understood people who root grapefruits. I never, ever want anything with citric acid in it near my dude.

WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

SEP 22, 2003 03:34 PM

beaker76 said:
I think this would quilify as "dirty talk"



Or is it simply a Lifestyle choice...? wink

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

SEP 22, 2003 03:37 PM

when i first saw this thread i thought robin started it. does that make me a bad person? lol

Allister

Allister

Chico, CA
September 2003

SEP 22, 2003 04:10 PM

WingZephyr said:
when i first saw this thread i thought robin started it. does that make me a bad person? lol



I almost thought the same thing. Then I thought : 'Wait. If this was Robin, we'd have some crazy hentai version involving an animated and explicitly phallic salami 'coercing' a female chef to do the dirty.'

Oh, and the salami would have this evil grin on its face. And be armed to the f***** teeth.

Robin needs to come spice up the threads..............