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Toxicboy

Toxicboy

Van Nuys, CA
August 2003

SEP 21, 2003 11:40 PM

I used to thing that flying pigs were the bees knees....But recently Ive been warming up to the idea of Flying Monkeys....

I would LOVE to genetically engineer a flying monkey!

But now that I think about it....genetically engineering a flying pig would be pretty darn cool too...

:/ blah

nobodaddy

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT
August 2003

SEP 21, 2003 11:42 PM

The flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz were cool. Yet, the flying pigs from the Kids in the Hall were funny. Hmm...

tarbaby

tarbaby

I'm lost
April 2003

SEP 21, 2003 11:43 PM

pigs for sure. only because those monkeys in wizard of oz make me puke

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

SEP 21, 2003 11:44 PM

Monkeys, but only if they fly out of my butt. ooo aaa

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

SEP 21, 2003 11:49 PM

I'm a huge Floyd fan so definitely flying pigs.

Rybo

Rybo

Portland, OR
May 2003

SEP 21, 2003 11:52 PM

maybe pigs flying around in little mini planes or something.

zombieshark

zombieshark

Marinette, WI
January 2003

SEP 22, 2003 12:24 AM

pigs engineered with biomechanical wing appendages, and fucking laser beams, would totally waste the flying monkeys.

The_Bear

The_Bear

United Kingdom
July 2003

SEP 22, 2003 01:36 AM

Flying monkeys. It's the opposable thumbs.

recursive

recursive

Los Angeles, CA
January 2003

SEP 22, 2003 03:04 AM

Anything with monkeys involved is just plain cool.

I hear if you get enough of them toghether they can write Shakespeare. I'm not sure if that is just the non-flyng kind though.

Nescafe

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL
June 2003

SEP 22, 2003 10:01 AM

Why bother with bio-engineering.... just gather of few them for years of intensive training in a flight sim and then buy them old decomissioned F1 Phantoms and little monkey flight suits



[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by Nescafe]

liquidDEATH

liquidDEATH

Antelope, CA
September 2003

SEP 22, 2003 10:03 AM

flying monkeys all the way, they can fling poo from high distances! ooo aaa

delirium_faerie

delirium_faerie

Atlanta, GA
April 2003

SEP 22, 2003 01:47 PM

pigs just because i could say ride the pig!

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

SEP 22, 2003 01:54 PM

ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa

Roxxee

Roxxee

HOPEFUL

Germany

SEP 22, 2003 01:55 PM

Monkeys rule. They should fly. ooo aaa

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

SEP 22, 2003 02:00 PM

Look at it this way- when your flying pig or monkey is born, it probably doesn't know how to fly yet. Sort of like how babies can't walk and chew gum, or walk, or even chew gum. Now, would you rather have a flightless monkey, or a flightless pig? I vote monkey, because monkeys are naturally cooler.

Friends, I rest my case.

MrSmead

MrSmead

Savannah, GA
February 2003

SEP 22, 2003 02:20 PM

if you had flying pigs, you could just put little saddles on them so the monkeys could ride
i mean, you could probably fit several little monkeys (or lemurs) onto one of those really big pigs, then the monkeys could parachute off the pigs
imagine hundreds of monkeys dropping from the sky to do your bidding...

fallen1carus

fallen1carus

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

SEP 22, 2003 02:41 PM

hmm... i think i could make a more informed decision if i could get a good artist's rendition of each. anyone?

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by fallenicarus]

Shifgrethor

Shifgrethor

I'm lost
April 2003

SEP 22, 2003 02:45 PM

Monkeys ... they throw their feces, and thusly could be used in germ warfare!

Avenged

Avenged

Butte, MT
August 2003

SEP 22, 2003 03:16 PM

Monkeys are always cooler. Always.

We we need are flying ninja monkey robots from the eighth dimension.

trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

SEP 22, 2003 04:42 PM

i don't know if cool is really the word, here...

dude, flying monkeys would scare the fucking bejesus out of me...

WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

SEP 22, 2003 04:45 PM

Flying monkeys are cooler...without a shadow of a doubt. ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa

Nescafe

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL
June 2003

SEP 22, 2003 09:15 PM

Urm... Flying Velociraptors anyone?

They'd be my first pick.

Just ahead of Flying Sperm Whales.

[Editted cuz I like Editting things and then Explaing why I Editted Them]

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by Nescafe]

raygunray

raygunray

Tampa, FL
June 2003

SEP 22, 2003 09:36 PM

I can just see flying monkeys hurling fistfuls of pooh on people from the air. Incoming!!

williamj

williamj

Ooltewah, TN
June 2003

SEP 22, 2003 09:39 PM

flying pigs like in invader zim. those rock

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