Whats cooler Flying Pigs or Flying Monkeys?

I used to thing that flying pigs were the bees knees....But recently Ive been warming up to the idea of Flying Monkeys....

I would LOVE to genetically engineer a flying monkey!

But now that I think about it....genetically engineering a flying pig would be pretty darn cool too...

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The flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz were cool. Yet, the flying pigs from the Kids in the Hall were funny. Hmm...

pigs for sure. only because those monkeys in wizard of oz make me

Monkeys, but only if they fly out of my butt.

I'm a huge Floyd fan so definitely flying pigs.

maybe pigs flying around in little mini planes or something.

pigs engineered with biomechanical wing appendages, and fucking laser beams, would totally waste the flying monkeys.

Flying monkeys. It's the opposable thumbs.

Anything with monkeys involved is just plain cool.

I hear if you get enough of them toghether they can write Shakespeare. I'm not sure if that is just the non-flyng kind though.

Why bother with bio-engineering.... just gather of few them for years of intensive training in a flight sim and then buy them old decomissioned F1 Phantoms and little monkey flight suits



[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by Nescafe]

flying monkeys all the way, they can fling poo from high distances!

pigs just because i could say ride the pig!

Monkeys rule. They should fly.

Look at it this way- when your flying pig or monkey is born, it probably doesn't know how to fly yet. Sort of like how babies can't walk and chew gum, or walk, or even chew gum. Now, would you rather have a flightless monkey, or a flightless pig? I vote monkey, because monkeys are naturally cooler.

Friends, I rest my case.

I think we all know what happens here. After several years of poor, but improving, results, funding for the project gets cut b/c the monkeys are becoming too violent and impulsive. With no money left, the bureaucrats in charge decide to dispose of the monkeys in the easiest way possible, by putting them to sleep. A lone airman decides to take action against this outrage, preparing to sneak the monkeys out of the testing facility in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, he is caught, and some sort of epic battle or something ensues.

However, monkeys in flight suits?

if you had flying pigs, you could just put little saddles on them so the monkeys could ride
i mean, you could probably fit several little monkeys (or lemurs) onto one of those really big pigs, then the monkeys could parachute off the pigs
imagine hundreds of monkeys dropping from the sky to do your bidding...

hmm... i think i could make a more informed decision if i could get a good artist's rendition of each. anyone?

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by fallenicarus]

Monkeys ... they throw their feces, and thusly could be used in germ warfare!

Monkeys are always cooler. Always.

We we need are flying ninja monkey robots from the eighth dimension.

i don't know if cool is really the word, here...

dude, flying monkeys would scare the fucking bejesus out of me...

Flying monkeys are cooler...without a shadow of a doubt.

Urm... Flying Velociraptors anyone?

They'd be my first pick.

Just ahead of Flying Sperm Whales.

[Editted cuz I like Editting things and then Explaing why I Editted Them]

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by Nescafe]

I can just see flying monkeys hurling fistfuls of pooh on people from the air. Incoming!!

flying pigs like in invader zim. those rock