XamaX_is_Dead said:
usually when i say "wait for it..." i fart, or burp, or simply walk away leaving my listener in a state of agony waiting for a proclamation that will not come till i decide to procalim it... and sometimes, if I am on my game i will come back in several minutes after they have started talking to someone else and blurt out some random bullshit in a very loud, obnoxious, attetnion getting way something like "I QUIT WEARING UNDERWEAR BECAUSE THE SHIT STAINS WOULDN'T WASH OUT! WHY AM I YELLING!? OH, OH YOU NEVER HAD SHIT STAINS? FUCK YOU FOR JUDGING ME STEVE, YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE FUCKING TIGHTY WHITE KING?... ASSHOLE!!! think i am going to go finish my beer and use my tears as lubricant while i masturbate myself to sleep..." then i walk off real slow while the crowd of assembled onlookers looks at me walk off... that's just how i fucking roll man.

Uhhh... Alright.

Valid points.

Nessuno

Washington, DC

May 2006

FEB 13, 2008 09:07 AM

"And you know what else bothers me? The high five. I consider it lame white boy shit. If someone tries to high five me, you know what I do? Stab him in the arm." - George Carlin

Dusti

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

FEB 13, 2008 11:29 AM

Nothing to disagree with there.

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA

March 2007

FEB 13, 2008 11:54 PM

TheCoolerKing said:

Uhhh... Alright.

Valid points.

It's all in the delivery man... all in the delivery. but most of the phrases listed i have not, nor will i ever use. thanks TheCoolerKIng, you have once again saved humanity from itself, and on behalf of a gratful nation, and in a larger part the world i thank you... Thank you.

yioapoif

Azerbaijan

November 2007

FEB 14, 2008 05:42 AM

I cannot believe people refer to themselves as 'fly" in a serious context, eg "i still look fly doing it." eww
ps the high five will never go out of style!

Clidna

Canada

January 2005

FEB 16, 2008 11:35 PM

Ok, I agree... BUT when Denis Leary said having kids was like having monkeys on acid, swinging from the roof and you can't get them down, that was funny. Of course, it was also in 1997. But it's still funny.

Dabble

Gilbert, AZ

December 2005

FEB 17, 2008 10:56 PM

I'm tired of "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". Or whatever place you stick in the sentence, making it "What happens in ___ stays in ___." Wasn't that in "Very Bad Things", which I think was the last movie Christian Slater ever made? And wasn't that ten years ago? Or maybe that's just horrendously overused among my own friends.

On the other hand, if we continually try to make people stop using phrases that others find annoying, we won't have slang anymore. I'm sure that people used to say the same things about "Cool".

Shell_Shock

Rockmart, GA

May 2007

FEB 18, 2008 08:42 AM

Okay. Can I still like tater tots?

WorldsKing

Denver, CO

April 2007

FEB 18, 2008 11:24 AM

Can I add?

1. Any quote from South Park
2. Any quote from Family Guy
3. Any quote from any Will Farrel, Steve Carell, Seth Rogan, Justin Long, Vince Vaughn... film

This doesn't really fit but...

Don't interrupt me to tell me about how the movies you see and the music you listen to are so much for fucking important then what I see or listen to.

Marge

Davis, CA

July 2003

FEB 18, 2008 12:48 PM

"I just shot ______ all over my monitor/out my nose."

That is the only phrase that actually makes me violently angry. The rest don't bother me, played out or not.

I am guilty of overusing a lot of phrases. My level of care is nil.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

FEB 18, 2008 01:41 PM

Marge said:
"I just shot ______ all over my monitor/out my nose."

That is the only phrase that actually makes me violently angry. The rest don't bother me, played out or not.

I am guilty of overusing a lot of phrases. My level of care is nil.

On that note, any reference to popcorn in threads that will probably be closed.

knifeyspoony

Australia

November 2007

FEB 18, 2008 03:28 PM

well thats 15 minutes of my life that I won't get back ...

I wish I could say
"LEGEN ....

wait for it ...

wait for it ..

.... DARY!"

but it really just isn't

FoxyLady

USA

January 2008

FEB 18, 2008 06:05 PM

Nessuno said:
"And you know what else bothers me? The high five. I consider it lame white boy shit. If someone tries to high five me, you know what I do? Stab him in the arm." - George Carlin

I've ALWAYS hated the high five