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fuckin A. Everyone takes all of the good quotes.

Swm seeks girls that looks talks and acts like his ex girlfriend. Has habbit of cutting himself, claims to have a warrior spirit but is too scared of life to use it, ideal girl must be willing to put up with lots of sadness and silliness.......


Pout..... I really am pathetic..... arent I....

date me, i'm easy.

someone get me this guy's #... unless of course he's related to me... which is quite likely...

that line never worked for me..

swm into radio birdman, pizza, the first two teenage mutant ninja turtles movies and drinking soda. hey wait don't go... ah shit

I LOVE THESE!

Big Daddy seeks his little girl for some good old-fashioned "disicpline". I've got a hankerin' for a spankerin'.

Tall busty blonde seeks decent-looking non-wanky-student with a cute belly and a stupid sense of humour, for general outings and gigs, also cosy nights in smacking each other around the head until one of us gets annoyed. Must be prepared to read stories out loud and hopefully carry me to bed when I'm pissed. Dog-lover essential.

the revolting cocks version of that song is the cure for cancer

Crackpot writer seeks friends. Prefer girl who likes knives, sleeps on floor, holds grudges. Boy OK if fluent, moody, non-golfer. Will read poetry to any and all.

In the words of the late great Lynn Strait (Snot):

"Straight white male in search of bisexual female for love relationship. Long walks on the beach, good book in front of the fire, and lots and lots of anal sex. Send Photo."

Nothing I could ever come up with would beat that.

SWM, 23, who spends WAAAAAAAAY too much $$$ on his trucks requests a SF 18-25 to show him the light. And bankrupt him thoroughly.

you're not a cute girl

SHM Looking for someone who is not a fucking bitch.

i was once.. for 50 dollars.. in the 11th grade.

'If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape.'

His reply should be-
'Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape.'

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, 'Oh, it's you.'
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, 'I never knew'..

'That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape.'

call me its easy you just dial down the middle......

I think I have some in my digestive track...

I just saw this. My day is complete. To say the least.

SWM -- Currently revoking teddybear status; looking for SF to be my muse and someone to look hot for. Must have tattoo and at least one piercing. Must enjoy being naked at inappropriate times.