Before you're too old ...

Ok, seriously, I would like to own a restaurant, start a revolution, see the White Stripes live at least one more time, and make a funny movie. And, like Spike said, have some of my writing published in something other than the Maple Woods Community College annual student publication, the Maple Leaf (not that I didn't snag ten copies of that to show off).

[Edited on Sep 21, 2003 by themadking]

dude, i am doing that very thing. we are just doing it really really fast.

*hides his orbiting death ray under a sheet.* What the deuce are you looking at? It's tuna fish.... and nothing else.

make a movie

That, I'm afraid, will be a tad more difficult than your first wish...

become published in some way.
book, art, film, etc.

live

finally pick up those papers on the floor of my closet

make out with a girl with braces, have lots of sex, travel to foreign lands, become enlightened, make superebola.