Before you're too old ...

What do you want to do at least once before you die?

Skydive naked from an airplane.

Fight
Fuck
Perform on stage

That shouldn't be too difficult.

Publish a magazine.

Have my writing published

Spike

Live for another fifty or sixty years.

Either a) have something I wrote published or
b) an album released on a f'real record label

Check.
Check.
Aaaaand... check.

rule the world.

Build a house to live in, with my own two hands.

Have a relationship with a woman.

*raises an eyebrow*

I'd like to go to Peru.
Screw all this go to Europe shit. I wanna go somewhere where I could be taken hostage.

space

But everyone says that girls are psychos

I've not gotten further than making out, but sure, why not? I don't believe that "love and passion" are gender restricted. Can you be truly bisexual and not ever practice it? I oft wonder. If I hear the 'it's trendy to be bisexual' thing ever again, I'm gonna

It's been nearly 10 years since I had a girlfriend. And I am no less a bisexual than I ever was because of it. I'm simply "non-practicing" - and lately, it's been my choice - but I get that itch now & again.

Throw a really big party where lots of famous people show up and they don't act like famous people and no one treats them differently and everyone has a good time.

And go into space. Even just becoming a satellite of the Earth for an hour or so would be cool, but of course I'd always want to go further.

feel accomplished.

Visit Japan or Antartica.

Save the world. Which would require at least one super villain. Basically all I'm waiting for is my moment to strike which would involve some kind of orbiting death ray I imagine...or hope.

check out my journal. i am doing what i have always dreamed.

be in a real band that plays some real shows.

Paint a self portrait.
Build a house.

drain all the blood out of my body