"Y'all Fat and Y'all Eat Too Much"

Banned from the Buffet!

The poor guy isn't even fat!

I heard it was all the expensive seafood dishes.

The proprietor of the restaurant should have taken something like this into account and figured the prices using a worst-case scenario.

when i was in college my friends and i would find someone with a car, load up and go to old country buffet. yes it was a bit nasty but where else could you eat until you want to explode and then top it off with a sundae with oreo cookies on top? it's a wonder i didn't gain the freshman 115.

What planet must one live on, where 277lbs is not fat?

I mean -- is it low-gravity, or what?

You're not fat if you eat seafood!

Ooooh, like taco salad!

277 and 6'3" is not fat.

277 and 5'3"

True, true, you do have to take mitigating factors like muscle mass into account. But all I know is my cousin, who at one point clocked in at 6'1" and 280. Child looked like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man gone goth.

This just made me shoot slim fast out of my nose.

Uh, 277 at 6'3" is still BIG. Actually, unless you're lifting, I'd say it's probably a bit overweight.

The BMI for someone 6'3 and weighing in at 277 lbs is 34.6, which is considered not even overweight, but obese.

I don't put too much stock into the BMI because it doesn't counter in muscle mass, but clearly this guy was fat, not a bodybuilder.

by military standards, the max weight for a man age 28-39 for 75 inches is 217 pounds (40+ is 220 pounds). the men in my division that barely meet that requirement (and are roughly the same height) are pretty large. the man's more than just a bit overweight, but depending on his muscle mass he may or may not look obese. considering that he's disabled, though, he probably does.

Nooo, HIGH gravity. On earth, dude is anorexic. The restaurant is on Juipiter.

So, theoretically, the restaurant at the end of the universe reserves the right to withhold all the fish?

"'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine."

Hmmmm. . .If we can assume for the moment that the universe is cyclical, and at its end it will return to an infinitely massive singularity. . .EVERYONE would weigh too much to eat there.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

The improbability drive would make whales of us all.

Ah nevermind, someone already did the BMI calculations.

Well, if I've got to die, splattered over a mythical planet is as good a way as any i suppose.

Some of us, a bowl of petunias.

Win!!

You know, I originally went with the petunia line, and I didn't think anyone would get it. I'm sorry for underestimating you guys, and girls, marriage proposals have been officially offered.