The Seventh Seal must have a crack in it....

Dane Cook just re-broke the record for longest stand-up act.

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My only question is, does it count when only half an hour is your own material?

what the hell does he talk about for that long? I'd probably have seizure or break out a sweat from him jumping back and forth.

I have no idea. I never really found him funny so this sounds like something to torture people with.

Like he knows seven hours' worth of words.

DUUUDE, so I was at the tasty freeze the other day, and you know the tasty freeze where they have ice cream and kids work and they always got thost freckles on their chest and stuff. (Pause for laugh) (chuckle to self) So, I am at this tasty freeze and im ordering an ice cream and this guy is in line behind me (mime being in line and looking over at guy) and he is probably going to order a tasty freeze ice cream too!!...(pause for laugh) (pose, stretch, flex, stare) and I am thinking damn chocloate or vanilla - dude, you know that feeling when you cant make up your mind what ice cream cone you want???!!!??? (pause for laugh) (make a facial expression, throw dane cook horns)... Well anyhow, im at Tasty Freeze.... etc, etc.

yawn.

i had a friend who was obsessed with dane cook and he would make me watch his stupid specials. the only time i ever found him remotely funny was when he did a bit about car alarms. and even then that only got a small chuckle.
he sucks.

my head hurts just seeing his name.

but I do think this is pretty funny.

he was actually pretty good in Mr. Brooks. i mean, he did play an obnoxious douchebag, but at least he took it seriously. abandoning comedy might not be such a bad move for his career.

this is my favorite scene with him:

that's hilarious. i heart madtv.

Over half of the act is probably just him screaming key parts of a joke over and over. Because screaming makes anything funny, just ask teenage skateboard douchebags.

HEY WHO TOOK MY LENTILS?

I WAS GOING TO BAKE BREAD IN MY OVEN!

It takes seven hours for him to come up with a standard set's worth of funny.