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capguncrimespree

capguncrimespree

Los Angeles, CA
June 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:04 PM

this girl was wearing short shorts and she was on her period (!!!!) and her CRUSH (!!!) saw her tampon string and said "you've got a loose thread," then pulled on the string in order to help her out. OMG!!! OMG!!!!

HER CRUSH!!!

I hate this fucking publication.

Les

Les

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 20, 2003 05:06 PM

uh....

Grey

Grey

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

SEP 20, 2003 05:07 PM

if he's pulling on her string he better more than just her crush.
ps: OMG.

nobodaddy

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT
August 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:07 PM

I hate when that happens.

troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:10 PM

huh?

capguncrimespree

capguncrimespree

Los Angeles, CA
June 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:30 PM

Seventeen magazine.

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:40 PM

Ew, I would never reach over someone and pull a string from underneath them.

prana

prana

Bloomington, IN
OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2003 06:02 PM

I'd rather pull the pin from a frag grenade. fuck.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 20, 2003 06:04 PM

You know, maybe it's just my onset of Creutzfeld-Jacobs Disease, but the boards just aren't making sense anymore.

MAKE SENSE, GODDAMMIT!

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 20, 2003 06:07 PM

Traumarama?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 20, 2003 06:10 PM

At first I thought they meant "Tromarama", and got all a-twitter. Imagine my heartbreak when I found out that that was NOT what they were talking about.

Synnove

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

SEP 20, 2003 06:11 PM

i dunno, this thread makes all sorts of sense to me.

capguncrimespree said:
Seventeen magazine.




OMG come on people! SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE... hello whatever

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

SEP 20, 2003 06:15 PM

serves her right for wearing shorts that short that her tampon string would hang out of them.

userlame

userlame

Minneapolis, MN
March 2003

SEP 20, 2003 06:27 PM

Dear Seventeen Magazine,

i *never* thought i'd be writing to you but....

oh, no wait, that was something else.

mattthegoon

mattthegoon

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2002

SEP 20, 2003 06:33 PM

i just may be using the word "traumarama" while watching football tomorrow...

friend : fuck, did you see that hit?
me: yep...looked like he got a dose of TRAUMARAMA!!!

(crickets chirp)

skull

Allister

Allister

Chico, CA
September 2003

SEP 20, 2003 06:35 PM

*Wanders around in confusion, bangs head on wall, comes back, repeats cycle*

I am horribly confused, to say the least. surreal

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 20, 2003 06:37 PM

OMG THAT IZ SO HORRIBLE OMG PERIODZ R SO GROSS

KEWLIEZ!!!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 20, 2003 07:00 PM

I love Flux. She's radtastic.

Pucabul

pucabul

Seattle, WA
February 2003

SEP 20, 2003 07:04 PM

That's funny I was hoping for Tromarama too. Something like Troma's remake of Valley Girls. Oh well, maybe that's a movie I should write. surreal

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 20, 2003 07:06 PM

MisterSatan said:
I love Flux. She's radtastic.



aww, shucks. li'l ol' me?

anything

anything

Licking, MO
September 2003

SEP 20, 2003 08:55 PM

i am a card-carrying resident of tromaville.

speaking of which, whatever happened to the troma SG movie? it was made, realeased, and disappeared?

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

SEP 21, 2003 01:15 AM

And then they graduate from Seventeen to Cosmo. Which is EXACTLY THE SAME PUBLICATION.

Well...sprinkle seventeen with a few more 'Blowjob Tips to Blow His Mind Before he Blows His Load' articles, and they're the same.

Come to think of it, why not? Start young! If a high school chick can deliver earth-shattering oral sex, maybe her man won't wanna go any further! Decrease teenage pregnancy!

shalyndra

shalyndra

I'm lost
March 2003

SEP 21, 2003 04:27 AM

Oh sad day. For a second I was creaming myself for some Sgt. Kabukiman, P.D.

Anyone got a set of Crenshaw melons?

radiobastet

radiobastet

Portland, OR
April 2003

SEP 21, 2003 09:22 AM

MisterSatan said:
At first I thought they meant "Tromarama", and got all a-twitter. Imagine my heartbreak when I found out that that was NOT what they were talking about.

Me too. I feel used and abused. Cheated, betrayed, and abandoned. Tromatized, even..... Where oh where is my hero???

RumpusParable

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX
April 2003

SEP 21, 2003 11:11 AM

he must've been tuggin' awfully hard while she was wearing very small/loose undies & shorts for the tampon to come on out...