sell me a fish

Why would I let you bully me into convincing you to buy a fish when I know you don't even like fish? Who do you think I am, a sucka?

I'm cookin' that fine artic char up for myself and my gourmand friends. Don't worry.. I'll put a steak on for you, Alberta boy.

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by Lemonkid]

now see if i let you buy this fish
im giving you a meal for one night
but if i teach you to fish
i give you meals for the rest of your life



someone had to do it.

it's worth 10,000 bells in Animal Crossing, why the fuck would i sell it?

how about this.. You convince ME, to sell it. otherwise, no dice, compadre.

I'll buy one.

Someone or something here is going to be bought and eaten. If I were you, I'd make it the fish.

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003 by Thirty]

Proof that sex sells. I'll take 3.

Call me ishmael. some years ago, never mind how long precidely, having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore I thought I would sail around a little and see the watery part of the world....... *rambles for several days about chasing white whales*

so. you see. that's why you must buy my fish.

This is the fish that swallowed Jonah whole. And I caught it. Which means I am a bad ass, for snagging this bad ass fish. You can't turn down a bad ass offer now, can you? If you buy it from me, and keep your ear to its mouth long enough, you can hear Jonah giving sermons in there. You'll never have to go to church again. Ever. How bad ass is that.

If that doesn't convince you, nothing will.

But.........if you don't want it, I know this old Polish guy from the Vatican City with a funny looking hat, who's ready to pay big bucks for it............