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9/24/03

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Free dog to good home?

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Is romance dead?? [3]

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Mary Carey for Gov!

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Keith Daniels: Ben Lee

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What's the longest you've gone . . .

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The fruits of my labor are small but rather tasty.

9/23/03

If women ruled the world...

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DEATH CLOCK!!!!!!!!! [2]

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Before you're too old ... [2]

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Blaine in the UK

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anyone want a zip drive?

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Angels Trumpet Drug

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Welcome to Suburbia!

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WARRIOR QUEEN IS UNEARTHED

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Hip-hop condoms to hit stores

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Movies you could watch over&over&over [4]

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The Human Clock

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Frustrated Mac User [2]

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People always tell me I look like... [5]

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Hey 'Equilibrium' Fans

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Your Favorite Dive Bar [2]

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la roche hair colour

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The best picture of BDS and I ever!!!

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Documentary about Gator

9/22/03

One million dollar keyboard?!

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Vegemite V's Promite

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Jimmy Vargas and the Black Dahlias

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Naked Lunch [2]

9/22/03

Send this to someone you love

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Post if you're HORNY!

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Life's Little Annoyances

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Sometime I masturbate with salami...

9/22/03

sell me a fish [2]

9/22/03

I :love: the Panda Cam!!!

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TygerTyger

Canada

March 2003

SEP 20, 2003 02:39 AM

you have a four-pound arctic char, fresh off the boat. Convince me to buy it.

Leningrad

Canada

April 2003

SEP 20, 2003 02:42 AM

If you don't buy the fish, I'll shoot you.

MisterJesus

United Kingdom

November 2002

SEP 20, 2003 02:59 AM

Never mind the length, check out the girth!

mercy

Las Vegas, NV

March 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:02 AM

um, this is a fish. you must be hungry. fish are good to eat when you are hungry. give me money and i will give you the fish. comes with a free peppermint patty.

googused

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2003 05:14 AM

I made the "tartar sauce" myself.

a548456

United Kingdom

OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2003 07:04 AM

This is good quality fish. Fresh off the boat. This is bad-assed fish, it took four good men to watery graves. Men with families and mouths to feed. Are you going to let four hungry families go hungry tonight?
Spike

TygerTyger

Canada

March 2003

SEP 20, 2003 07:06 AM

Wow. I think I'd buy a fish from Spike.

And Lenny, if he actually had a gun.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

SEP 20, 2003 07:12 AM

Corvus_PDX

Portland, OR

December 2002

SEP 20, 2003 10:20 AM

Eating this fish will enlarge your penis.

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

SEP 20, 2003 11:43 AM

Ahh! These fish! It is the finest artic Char! Freshfrom Art Artica! Flew in just this morning, caught by aboriginal Artic Indigenous.... Aww hell just buy the bloody fish already.

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA

February 2003

SEP 20, 2003 11:51 AM

How can you say no? Its a pocket pussy and semi-slim line dildo all in one!!

K

Crestline, CA

April 2003

SEP 20, 2003 12:50 PM

hey... when the beaver offers you's a fish, you take the fish!

crazydasaint

Washington, DC

OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2003 12:55 PM

Fish is brainfood! Eveyone knows that, right? Eating fish will make you smarter. Obviously you need this, since for no good reason you are standing on an arctic dock freezing your ass off! You must be hungry from all the shivering... buy my fish!

And in conclusion: BUY MY FISH!

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 20, 2003 01:22 PM

Whatever. There's no way I'm selling this fish. It's mine.

nobodaddy

Burlington, VT

August 2003

SEP 20, 2003 02:01 PM

BUY THE FISH. BUY THE FISH. BUY THE FISH.

BUY THE FISH. BUY THE FISH. BUY THE FISH.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

SEP 20, 2003 03:03 PM

If you don't buy this fish, it will just further prove my theorem that Canadian people don't make any friggin' sense at all.

schoolgirl

Christmas Island

May 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:48 PM

aww.. poor fishy. don't buy him. Put him back in the ocean with his friends so he can live a full fishy life.

TheGreatDanfango

United Kingdom

August 2002

SEP 20, 2003 05:57 PM

i don't like fish

i like nobodaddy's fish. but i don't like fish,..

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL

June 2003

SEP 20, 2003 05:58 PM

Buy the fish please.

The livelihood of thousands of Bolivian fisherman/women and their families depend on the sale of fishies here in the developed world.

Besides... its a tasty fish.

userlame

Minneapolis, MN

March 2003

SEP 20, 2003 06:01 PM

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[Edited on Sep 20, 2003 by userlame]

TygerTyger

Canada

March 2003

SEP 21, 2003 12:20 PM

Hahaha!

Thank you, everybody. I don't even like fish, but I think I bought about half a dozen from this thread.

suggs

United Kingdom

June 2003

SEP 21, 2003 12:29 PM

this chick over there said if you buy this fish, she'll know that you also want her panties....

...she says she's already as wet as this fish.

hack

Canada

February 2003

SEP 21, 2003 12:34 PM

I could not possibly part with this particular fish, however, I have a small jar of dirt you might be interested in.

Dopalganger

Drury, MA

January 2003

SEP 21, 2003 12:36 PM

perhaps a catchy jingle will tempt you to buy sir?

wings

I'm lost

November 2002

SEP 22, 2003 12:18 AM

Dude...hey...Dude...

You uh...you want some fin?

You know...some slippery F?

C'mon man...alright...I'll give you this one on the house. Seriously...this is some GOOD fish. Here, use my boning knife,see for yourself.

Yeah...that's right. Just relax.

Good huh?

What's that? You want some more?

Well that's gonna cost ya...

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