DEATH CLOCK!!!!!!!!!

2054... I can "live" with that. However, I'll live as long as technology lets me, and if it comes to it, I'll put myself towards any sort of collective conscience that's part of society at the time.

march 30th, 2058

thats quite a long time...does this thing take into account that the second i need help takin a piss because im too old to do it myself that im gonna put a gun to my head.

11/28/2030

Tuesday, October 11, 2044 [Normal mode]

Not that I believe any of this for a second, but I'm none too pleased about the prospect of living as old as 76. That's just too god damned old.

aww,. I thought it said death cock. : (

Btw, I'm never gonna die till 2072. Fear my BMI of 21!

Sunday, September 28 2003

oh shit

1958... I'll live to be a wrinkley old man, who would have thought.

gunna die about 6 weeks before I turn 100