DEATH CLOCK!!!!!!!!!

There was a link similar to this on here the other day. This ones way cooler though.

It said I will die on Friday April 29th 2010.
That's in like 7 years.
Click here if you dare.

It spiffy. It gives you a timer...slowly counting down...second by second...to your death.

Friday May 17th 2024. and it can't come soon enough for me.

fucking death clock i die on my next birthday. that's gonna be one paranoid fucking party, with all my friends ready to loot

December 6, 2057.

It's a Thursday.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2018.

I get to die on valentine's day.

DEATH COCK!!!!!!!

im going to live until the year 2076, Tuesday November 3rd, that would make me

real old

look what hapened on my birthday though
1775 1st official US flag raising (aboard naval vessel Alfred)
1818 Illinois admitted as 21st US state
1828 Andrew Jackson elected 7th President of US, John C Calhoun Vice-President
1834 1st US dental society organized (New York)
1835 1st US mutual fire insurance company issues 1st policy (Rhode Island)
1847 Frederick Douglass publishes 1st issue of his newspaper "North Star"
1868 Trial of Jefferson Davis starts; 1st blacks on US trial jury
1931 Alka Seltzer goes on sale
1948 "Pumpkin Papers" come to light (claimed to be from Alger Hiss)
1950 Paul Harvey begins his national radio broadcast
1964 Police arrests 800 sit-in students at University of California at Berkeley
1971 President Nixon commutes Jimmy Hoffa's jail term
1973 Pioneer 10 passes Jupiter (1st fly-by of an outer planet)
1989 George Bush & Mikhail Gorbachev end summit in Malta

[Edited on Sep 19, 2003 by Click_Here]

hehe. That made me giggle.

theres a one month difference between smoker and non-smoker for me. why the hell did i quit??

april 4,2056. I don't want to live that long.

june 12, 2030. way too long.

HAHAHAHA!!!!! smoke up brotha'!!!!

May 15, 2054. 74 years old, how utterly statistic...

Friday, April 3, 2054
Eighty-Five ish is a good run. Already had a doc say I would make 100 easy.

Monday, Feb. 6, 2051. That's a lot longer than my actual time of death occured right before my soul was sent back into your primative 21st century. Have fun watching your prehistoric death clock, fools. Only the icey cold grip of robots awaits you in the future.

Sunday June 1, 2031
53?! fuck that, I'm a bad motherfucker! I'm fuckin not putting up with an early 50's death! fuck that! wait, calm down, watch your blood pressure, breathe,....

Wait! I did it again and I lost 4 years and 2 months! what am I doing wrong to deserve this kind of punishment!

Saturday, June 20, 2048 
No way am I gonna let myself stick around that long!

Sunday, December 14, 2031
that means death at 51

In normal mode -- Tuesday, June 24, 2059.

In pessimistic mode -- Thursday, April 8, 2038.

In sadistic mode -- Monday, June 24, 2019.

In optimistic mode -- Thursday, August 26, 2083.

I guess sadistic is the most accurate. I was planning on being out of here by 2014 anyway.

I like the BMI calculator at the bottom...

Monday October 16, 2056

I'll be 79!!

I just kept clicking untill i got a date i liked... June 17th 2018, because I'm convinced I'll be dead by 40

Friday, August 17, 2040 - i was 57 years old