NEWS: Would you like that medium, rare, or cloned?

I'm a vegetarian, So this will not be a concern of mine

wait you mean to tell me that meat is about to become as genetically modified as soy beans and other forms of agriculture?

NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess us meat eaters are now on par with the vegans in regards to our consumption and support of GMO's.

(no I'm not kidding)

Maybe this is why the answer isn't "be vegan", or "stop eating meat, join PETA, and threaten to kill people who consume our furry friends". But rather,

Start growing your own food.
Buy local produce.
Hunt meat, gut it, cook it and eat it (even if your vegan, you'll find it will stop those bones from snapping at those awkward moments)

Mass agriculture is bad no matter what cellular form the product is made up of. There is no easy answer here.
If you really care you'll do more then simply pick a counter culture label (take a guess it starts with V and ends with "egan"). Such labels only really indicate one's ignorance of the broader scope of the problems involved in the 21st century human's consumption of food.

The real answer here is that if you can't fucking KILL IT yourself, or GROW IT yourself, then you should just stop eating everything, give up, accept your fate, and starve yourselves! Death through hunger strike really is the only ethical choice in regards to avoiding this shit without getting your hands dirty. It's the truth whether we want to accept it or not.

sssssshhhhhhhh,
don't tell anyone that.
just say "vegan"
it will all be O.K.

Science is bad, we must return to the earth goddess, it is the only way.

Meh. I shop at the farmer's market, and generally try to avoid GMO's. I'm a veggie so the meat thing has no effect on me. I agree with what heresy2007 says above that mass agriculture in any form is bad news. It's been killing local farmers for a long time now, and it needs to stop.

I'll take a cloned T-Bone with a side of soylent green please (Just in case you didnt know' its people)

Humans have been genetically engineering their food for centuries through selective breeding. The gene pool of our livestock has been so fucked up for years that cloning isn't that huge of a jump in reality.

Besides your average simpleton has no clue about where their food comes from, so to the vast majority of people stuff like this is a non issue.

I'm all for population growth as long as i live to see the zombie plague caused by rampant genetic tinkering and kill me some dead heads!
All our population problems solved and my dreams of the zombpocalypse fulfilled... talk about two birds with one stone!

Now I hate the Greatful Dead as much as the next guy, but do we really have to start killing off dead heads? It's not their fault that they're hopelessly addicted to 15 minute jams. I'm sure we can start some rehab program for them instead.

AFF! how else will i and my clan crush you freebirth scum?!?

I concur.

as long as whatever screams before they kill it, i'll eat it. dont take the pain out of my steak please. i take no pleasure in eating meat that didnt yell in it's last moments. you should hear those kidney beans yell when i eat those...they yell a lot.

"Mmmm, this steak is tasty... may I have another one exactly like it?"

"Of course! That's why we use cloned cows, sir!"

I'd rather keep all the natural meats Stateside and export the cloned stuff. Dunno what eating that junk will do to a body, and I don't want to be the one to find out. But I still want to find out. *mad glee*

You know, causing hysteria like this that cuts down on food production for the people who are starving basically makes you a real piece of shit.

*shrugging*

I snickered.