NEWS: What's Zo Wearing?

CULTURE: What's Zo Wearing?

Secret Photoshop Agent and resident Fashion Icon Zoetica often has the staff at SGHQ asking, "What's Zo Wearing?" Her unique and eccentric style is a rallying call to those who suffer from mainstream malaise. Each week, she tells us how she's combined ordinary items to create her extraordinary look. Born out of the murky depths of her black hole closet,"What's Zo Wearing" is SG's answer to middle-of-the-road makeover shows.

Just a little longer until the mass hysteria subsides and we can resume our lives. While I do not personally condone babies or Jesus and am thus left cold to the concept of Christmas, I adore New Year's Eve. Turning of the tides, a symbolic clean slate - the lot of it, I dig. Presents and snow are pretty great as well. I even like seeing sparkling decorated houses but what I do take issue with [besides the ever-present music] is people wearing Santa hats. Just, you know, out. Shopping, driving, what have you. What does it mean?

Yesterday while traversing the already-dangerous terrain of a mall I saw a woman, ahead of me in line, wearing an oddly filthy and balding Santa hat. To her credit she was carrying a coordinating red purse. That unfortunate hat, however, made me think for a moment this was a misguided vagrant robbing the place. Why did she do it? I imagine it as a signal of despair, an S.O.S. flag breaking out of the sea of Christmas psychosis. Or is it a beacon of acceptance? Whatever reason you might have, from a stylistic standpoint I strongly suggest saving the hat until you get to the party if you really must wear one.

















Zoetica Ebb is a painter, SG style technician, alt. model, photographer & occasional cosmonomad. For further details, visit Zoetica's member page, or her portfolio website, BioRequiem.

sososo adorable, this makes me want to have blue hair again

x2!

So, where is that gorgeous jacket from?
Super cute outfit!

No credits? How can we buy all your stuff if you don't say who makes what?

My Sunday is complete.

The last picture is my favorite one ever.

Mmmmm...tantrumy.

I love jumping in puddles! I'm amazed that a fashionista such as yourself would risk it.

you're absolutely adorable

With all these different clothes all the time, it's hard to imagine you traveling light. I move around so much that having as little stuff as one can is a must. Sorry my dear, we're not meant for one another!

You make me wish my hair was still like that though...blue I mean, not double ponytailed, of course!

That is an intense blue. I want.

Gorgeous as always.

I am in love with your hair

i love that last picture

I love how you layer on your legs. Its the cutest thing ever. I'd really love a pair of legwarmers but I'm not sure if i can pull them off! So I'll just keep looking at yours.

Awsome... Leg Warmers, very nice

OMG I HAVE THAT SAME JACKET.

Bought it at H&M in London cuz for some reason I thought it would be the same in summer there as it is here in Los Angeles. But it was colder and wetter and I only brought one sweatshirt.

Zo, we have a very similar closet, actually. It's funny to watch every week and see how we play with the same items in different ways.

Very Japanese.

Beautiful hair color, I am obsessive about surrealistic hair colors. Very nice boosie as well. Disgusting isn't it.

P.S.
Just wait 'til after Christmas and the stores start crying about how they weren't able to buttfuck the whole World this retail season. Why won't you spend mindlessly with money you don't have? You are not civilized.